The Artist formerly known as John
@TheArtistJJ
Only retards call people bigots
A memory of a friend, who’s face I painted on my arm some years ago. Morning!
Very sad to hear of the passing of Hulk Hogan yesterday. RIP fella 🙌
R.I P Hulk Hogan .
Well I don’t know about you but if these come up in a court case with the NHS you can pretty much say everything’s completely fucked And you’re paying for it
SAY FUCKING SHAMBLES YOU LYING CUNT
I need a muthafuckin shambled for a full bastard house!!!
You can cross off witch hunt NC said it x
I’ve had it on extremely good authority that I’m nearly close to an ouse
Ah, no. But we’ve had SC today.
Memory of a portrait commission from a couple of years ago 🙂
Who likes filthy, dirty, mind blowing beat-boxing? Me! 👇🤯😱
Lamb keema curry with homemade potatoes 😋
Bingo card is ready for tomorrow’s shit show 😃 More suggestions welcome 😉
SHE SAID WHAT NOW???😱 Find out the full story here 👇
What do you notice about this post?
An old portrait I did of Kanye West as I see him. Morning! 😃
You ever thought of doing drag, Erling? I think you’d be really good at it 😃 Happy birthday 🙌
Half way to 50! 😂 Thanks everyone for all the birthday wishes. Before you come for my hair, take a moment in front of the mirror and ask yourself—am I truly qualified to judge hair that looks better than mine?
Owned. Fig.1. 👇
Fun Fact; As of March 2025, the UK government was using 216 hotels to house illegal migrants. These hotels are off-limit to any foreign tourist visiting the UK, and also off-limit to any resident of the UK. Restricting the revenue that tourism usually brings in to these places,…
ASDA went cash only today after a power cut took out electric for about 45 minutes. Cashless society looking less attractive 😏
Me, posing jollily with a unicorn I painted on a pub door some years ago 😃 Morning! ☀️
Oleksandr Usyk is the nicest heavyweight boxing champion the world has ever seen.
Usyk batters Dubois conventionally. Usyk is the man