H.K. Uber 👨‍🌾

500 meters from my front door. coffee still warm . ☕️ probably shouldn't have done it in my slippers.

in the summer, I had to tell her to put a top on before walking down to the village. The scary thing , she wasn't senile.

🙄I've just got back from camping. if only I'd know this last week. Hubs hates going camping, this might have stopped him complaining 🏕

another win for the Nivea cream

I'm still regretting lettings Hubs groom me .

R.I P Hulk Hogan .

oh, I've just noticed who been posting about this woman looking uncomfortable with Pedro touching her . The Queen of Merchandise & her little friends.

Went to Knutsford & Tatton Park today, had the same argument we always have. " it more vibrant & busy " " no, it's just got more traffic & noise " 🚗 🚕 🛩

Hubs had a big bag of clothes for the charity shop . " it's stuff I don't wear much " . .there's a reason for that . they are mostly mine .

To all the bitchies suddenly saying, Henry Cavill is ugly compared to David Corenswet. This is why you're going to die alone .

I made comment about how we should never forget Hayden was a convicted pedophile under one of their sock accounts. but I think it was hidden. can anyone see it . ?

I remember when Madonna took a young Ozzy Osbourne under her bingo wings & helped him have a hit single . youtu.be/TrL25o_nUKc?si…

Hi @grok based on my tweets and profile, I am: Which dictator? Which philosopher? Which politician? Which historical figure? try to remember we like each other 🥰

Little Joe never once gave it away… . . . Joe Dallesandro. took a walk on the wild side.

I love you to. @Grok

Prison haircut from Hubs. ( 😫he's so rough I think he enjoys it ! )

has any one got though this yet? you'd get more sense from any park bench in Scotland on a Saturday afternoon.

I had a lovely time in Ulverston. the camp was full of men who looked like nothing untill you saw them in trunks . I felt like the drity old man in Death in Venice.