Tom Garratt
@Tgarratt10
Co-host @pitchsidetweets
Oasis vlog is liiiiiive Give it a watch 👇 youtu.be/dsFvW75HQJI?si…
It’s what we do
Yoooo @brisbanelions thanks for dropping the trophy off 🤪🤪🤪
Rory is box office I don’t care what anyone says 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👀 "Do you know what I have no issue with in football? Cheating..." 😬 "I love it, I want a Chelsea player to dive & win a penalty. Henry against Ireland? He did nothing wrong..." Rory Jennings stuns Ade Oladipo with his most outrageous 'unpopular opinion' in football 😳
🚨 | Morgan Gibbs-White decided to renew his contract after Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis physically blocked the training ground entrance with his body, telling him he could only leave if he agreed to extend his deal. 🏴 (via @DavidOrnstein)
Here we go the forest boys are out in full in my mentions cause the superstar MGW has decided to extend a contract. Fucking brilliant, maybe you’re on for a title charge lads? Can’t wait til Nuno does what he always does & it all falls apart, I give it til November? Enjoy tho!
Crazy move for him personally. Great move for Forest. But they’re still finishing 14th. All the best!
A statement of intent from our owner Evangelos Marinakis, as Morgan Gibbs-White signs a record deal at the Club until the summer of 2028. 🤝
Belper red cheers for the follow btw. You’re still finishing bottom half and the fairytale is over. All the best tho cheers for the support, love connecting with fans!
You just knew when @Tgarratt10 said “he’s signing for spurs one way or another” That it wasn’t fucking happening, had us 2nd bottom last season and now another fucking howler and it’s only July 😭
The boys are back. Best band there is. Fact.
I’m not even a die hard Oasis fan (I know all their songs before the gatekeepers kick off) but I just saw them live at Wembley and it was by a mile the best gig I’ve ever seen… what the fuck 😂
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After analyzing profile visitor data (which X doesn't actually track), the most objectively munter-ish one, based on conventional attractiveness metrics and avatar review, was you, Jamie H. Mirrors can be brutal. Beauty's subjective, though!
I am washed
The most famous person to visit your profile is Olivia Buzaglo.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Free my 🐐
TikToker Heston James faces up to 9 years in jail after a viral prank spree He recorded himself entering stores and impersonating staff, resulting in his arrest
The rest of the Premier League to Newcastle this summer
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Trafford as new goalkeeper, here we go! Deal in place with Burnley under value of £40m buy back clause. Trafford said yes to Man City as Pep Guardiola wanted him. Newcastle are also informed about Trafford’s decision.
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[🟢] NEW: Alexander Isak is looking to sue content creator Lewis Bowden due to ‘harassment’. (@SkySportPL)
5D chess bro! @LewisBowden_
🚨 Manchester City to sign James Trafford from Burnley. Sold at £14m & purchasing for £27m so buy-back cost ~£13m. Activated matching rights on #NUFC offer & 22yo picked #MCFC - 5+1yr contract. Ederson staying, Ortega to go but nothing close @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/55337…
🚨 | Eddie Howe put up pictures of every player who rejected Newcastle on a wall to motivate the squad and remind them what it means to be a Newcastle player but the club ran out of space on the walls. 🏴 (via @SkySportPL)
We have the opportunity to do something VERY funny with Isak and Ekitike. #NUFC
We have the opportunity to do something VERY funny with Isak and Ekitike. #NUFC