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🗣️ | Raul Asencio on skipping Lamine Yamal’s party: "I don’t regret it at all. Maybe if it was his 15th or 16th birthday, I would’ve gone." 🇪🇸 (via @Marca_Spain)
🚨 | Jadon Sancho has been working on finishing, passing, and skill moves all summer, aiming to be ready for FC 26 and reach Elite 1 in FUT Champs. 🏴 (via @SkySportPL)
🚨 | Rasmus Højlund has been blocked by Newcastle on Instagram. 😅
🗣️ | LeBron James on his favourite footballer: "Moussa Dembélé, I loved watching that dude for London Parrots." (via @SkySportPL)
🚨 | Alexander Isak waited to tell Newcastle he wanted to leave until Viktor Gyökeres’s transfer to Arsenal was finalized, so Newcastle couldn’t sell him to Arsenal. 🇸🇪 (via @DavidOrnstein)
🚨 | Manchester United are targeting Darren Watkins as their next No. 9 from Aston Villa, impressed by his outstanding goalscoring record in the Premier League. 🏴 (via @DavidOrnstein)
🚨 | An Italian YouTuber has come out and claimed that Brent Di Cesare (Mark Goldbridge) stole his identity and insists he is the real Brent Di Cesare. 🤯 (via @SkySportPL)
🚨 | Karim Benzema on his favourite Premier League player: "Definitely Max Dowman. I just watched him against AC Milan and he’s making me shake, he’s only 15." (via @Marca_Spain)
Marcus Rashford has chosen the #14 shirt for Barcelona 🤩🚨 PICKED 14 TO SHOW RESPECT TO NICO’S 10 G/A + 4 DREADS LAST SEASON 🙏🙏🙏
🚨 | Trent Alexander-Arnold shares his new bedsheets on Instagram story.
🚨 | Bryan Mbeumo has picked Mohamed Salah as the greatest Premier League player of all time. 🇪🇬
🚨 | Fabrizio Romano is suing 15-year-old Winner Tshipa for copyright infringement after he copied his trademarked "money on the phone" pose. (via @SkySportPL)
🚨 | Liverpool’s new signing Hugo Ekitike spotted playing football with his friends. He’s massive. 🤯
🗣️ | Martin Zubimendi on turning down Liverpool last summer and joining Arsenal: "I want to win the Champions League." (via @SkySportPL)
🚨 | Messi’s bodyguard Yassine Cheuko has started looking for a new job after Inter Miami signed De Paul. (via @Fabrizio_Romano)
🚨 | Lamine Yamal has reportedly gained 10cm in height after being injected with a new chemical called "Compound V" created by the company Vought. (via @Marca_Spain)
