🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God🐧🦞
@TawhakiTheGod
Dear monkey people, Our forces gather in the frozen south. Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end. None will be spared.
This may be the longest thread ever. Please support the Penguin Empire and help provide sustenance for Derek the giant lobster by donating all your money via the shameless coffee grifting link in my profile. You will be mercilessly slaughtered soon anyway so you don't need it.
The owl is one of the most very bestest type of sky penguin. These young sky penguins have been unable to find a suitably flat area of ice and have been forced to make do with the inside of a tree, which is a kind of seaweed that grows on land.
Give me £345 immediately and I will make this happen. buymeacoffee.com/tawhakithepeng…
You need a tweed jacket with elbow patches to drink shit like that 🤦♂️
Darren thinks I belong to the landed gentry class.
You need a tweed jacket with elbow patches to drink shit like that 🤦♂️
Terry has blocked me @terrychristian For the record I voted for Kinnock, and that is a true story.
Yea your a far too sophisticated penguin to be drinking that
What is #TURBOCANCER? By definition, the pressure from the cancer's exhaust gas is used to force more air into the cancer's combustion chamber, which increases the power output of the cancerous combustion leading to faster growth of cancer cells. #5G #SpaceLobsters #Chemtrails
In 1970 the median average annual wage in the UK would have bought you 79 Troy ounces of gold. The equivalent of £198,998 today.
If you want to feel really miserable you should follow Chris, so he can taunt you with his gloating posts about his perfect life.
Good morning from Eastern Shore Islands. Bright sunshine but brisk winds out of the northwest. Our biodiversity surveys begin soon!!
Britain is a rich country being drained of its blood by parasites. No, not benefit claimants or disabled people, or *pick your object of hate* You don't feel rich because five times the UK defense budget it syphoned out of public funds by... Who exactly?
*Fewer* sociology majors.
We need more electricians and less sociology majors.
And? Water companies have fleeced us for £84,000,000,000 of our money. Personally I think that's worth have a row over.
Deport him the moment he arrives. The sofa shagging Kremlin lickspittle is not welcome here. He should holiday in Florida with the giant carnivorous lizards, the mascara-wearing wankdonkey.
This is not protest; it’s terrorist intimidation.
The Maggie Simpson electoral map of Britain has returned.
Fingers crossed for Jezza's new party... reduces Labour to just 45 seats. Go Jezza! 🤣
Humans are awful. The sooner they are "snuffed out" the better.
ELON: IF THERE ARE NO ALIENS, HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS IS A FRAGILE CANDLE IN VAST DARKNESS "I've yet to see actual evidence of aliens. If there aren't any, it's perhaps an even bigger concern. Earth's consciousness is a fragile candle in vast darkness. We must ensure it…
Tomorrow you may unlock the coal shed and let them out
