Tashy McTashface
@TashP351
A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum.
Me, helping my husband look for his “hand wash only” jumper I shrunk in the wash and binned last Thursday.
Earlier, I told Barney to take a minute and think about what he had done (ripping up Paddington’s new toy) and why. Turns out, his best thinking is done near us, when we have kebabs.
Are you sure the bottle says you MUST finish in one sitting Mother?
I haven’t started drinking but I already can feel the monster hangover that awaits me tomorrow. And yet, I know I shall do absolutely nothing to stop it from happening tonight.
Reminds me of a friend whose dad said "if you get another dog you can name it after me because I'm leaving". His dad grew to love Pops.
I keep hinting by sending my husband photos of this puppy my friend wants me to have. He replied “The house is already like a fucking zoo.” What kind of shit zoo has two dogs and a hamster?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?? LOOK HOW CHONKY SHE IS 😍😍😍
I’m working in a room where this is sitting on a shelf above me. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly.
They out here drinking Tzatziki
The ultimate summer drink: Full fat yogurt, carbonated water, salt, mint, minced cucumber. TRUST ME
If Friday had a face, he’d give it a big wet sloppy kiss. But it doesn’t. So he’s playing you this instead.
Proof. Last contact last year. Today I think of her. Tonight she messages me! I can’t get over it. 🤯 🤯
Thought about a mate I haven’t seen in years today. We were bridesmaids for each other, she moved away & life just happened. Tonight, OUT OF THE BLUE she texts: “I miss you.” Last contact was my birthday last year. She had a dream about me last night. What. The. Fucking. Fuck.
Thought about a mate I haven’t seen in years today. We were bridesmaids for each other, she moved away & life just happened. Tonight, OUT OF THE BLUE she texts: “I miss you.” Last contact was my birthday last year. She had a dream about me last night. What. The. Fucking. Fuck.
Katherine Miles UK artist who specialises in weaving willow sculptures. Her T-Rex was created for Canonteign Falls, Teign Valley, Devon #WomensArt
Me, when the chicken dippers are done but the smiley faces need 2 more minutes and they ask is it ready yet.
What time do the adoption agencies close??
Eva’s sent me a photo from work. I have job envy. I know you shouldn’t make your kids follow your own failed dreams, but I hope she stays there forever and ever.