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Wonder if she’ll respond.

In traffic at the Queensferry crossing. It’s a good bridge and all that but they should’ve just built two for when the traffic is like this. Someone wasn’t thinking.

I’m working in a room where this is sitting on a shelf above me. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly. I’m absolutely fine with it and not freaked out even slightly.

If Friday had a face, he’d give it a big wet sloppy kiss. But it doesn’t. So he’s playing you this instead.

Just found out that, if you read this tweet, it means you’re supporting the Hibs in Europe tonight.

Fair play to Denmark for having the original/old Zealand. And Lolland too, must be a right laugh there.

Hibs. #Hibs

Tonight, on FattusPrickus Eats Snacks:

Highlight of Denmark so far - this random train station name 🤣

Tonight, on FattusPrickus Eats Snacks:

1,000 brown M&M’s.

51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting

1-0 defeat would do me like eh Hearts are in their beds

To any Hibs fans travelling away for the European game, have an absolutely fantastic time. And remember, if anyone comes at you with a camera to interview you, don’t say anything fucking stupid.

Me and the lads in Denmark on Thursday night Hibs af

Tonight, on FattusPrickus Eats Snacks:

Proof of this happening for anyone who needed it:

On the drive home, an idea came to me. I got home and made it. Here it is. Feel free to enjoy it, or, equally, feel free to hate it. Right, thanks, love you, bye. x

*to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart* homer maggie lisa bart