Tanner Martin
@TanMart03
The only way it costs $42 to make spaghetti at home is if you’re eating spaghetti with a side of 39 $1 bills.
Eating at home used to mean savings. Now I spend $42 to cook spaghetti, cry, and do dishes like a medieval peasant. Should’ve just gone to Applebee’s and lied to myself in peace.
Here is the all inclusive list of things I care LESS about than this: This concludes my list. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I’m getting real about parenting this week 🤍 The good, the hard, the healing, and everything in between. Watch now on @X
A Chuck E. Cheese mascot has been arrested while on the job The Tallahassee Police Department arrested the employee for credit card fraud
Kyle Whittingham is such a dick.
REPORT: North Carolina is exploring a potential move from the ACC to the SEC, per @InsideCarolina😮 on3.com/college/north-…
Dogs also don’t play basketball. I don’t think authenticity is really at risk here
They even have to rebrand this of all things? jfc, it was 29 years ago, a dog doesn't live that long
I’ve decided with my moral compass to support more institutions that still do paper towels in the bathroom instead of the loud ass electric dryers. Risking my personal comfort may save like half a polar bear over the rest of my life.
Wut the
NEW: Man proposes to his AI chatbot girlfriend, cries his eyes out after it says "Yes." The most shocking part of this story is the fact that he is publicly admitting this. Chris Smith says he cried for 30 minutes after his AI girlfriend on ChatGPT, who he programmed to flirt…
I really could not care less if you’re celebrating Pioneer Day or “Pie And Beer day” (although that is such a cringy name) tomorrow, I’m just mad I work for a Bay Area company and don’t get the day off.
Meanwhile the Salt Lake Bees want $4,800, 30% of all your vested stock portfolio, and rights to your body when you die, to watch a minor league baseball game.
I just want you all to know that I will not ban you if you want to send me over $36,000 a month.
Fortnite Streamer "Clix" bans a 14 yr old in his Twitch chat for donating over $36,000 to him in a month
Buc-ees is coming to Spanish Fork, UT in 2026. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Congrats to all involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
So the moral of the story here I guess is if you decide to drink a monster you should swallow it within 48 hours of it entering your mouth.
Damn.
A year ago, this man was in and out of jail. Now he’s a dedicated father and a respected family man. In America, anything is possible.
Today felt like just a hint of fall which pushed me to buy my shirt for all the college football teams I’ll be seeing play this year. Should be a pretty fun fall.
You knows what’s an incredibly thought provoking exercise? If science ever proved or disproved (beyond any doubt) that God is real or God isn’t real what would happen? I kinda think either option would create an apocalyptic response beyond anything we’ve ever seen.
This did not work out how she thought it was going to.
You stepped into the Holy War and underestimated the absolute hate Utah has for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It goes so much deeper than sports. The hate isn't for you Drake it's for anyone that thinks well of BYU.
Alaska Airlines just grounded their entire fleet. Looks like an IT issue. Please God, if you love me let this be another cloudflare hack that makes it so I don’t have to work tomorrow.
How many steps do you average in a day? I’ve been wearing a Whoop strap for a few months and I’m pleasantly surprised at how many I get. I average like 8,500 a day. Never thought I moved that much.