DMX Titties
@TT_Sunshine_
•you don’t know me •most likely eating hotdogs and stealing catalytic converters with @DubzyOnceAgain 💍
How it feels to have: 0 Labubus 0 Love Island watched 0 Dubai chocolate consumed 0 Dating profiles
Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
Taking a Benadryl to stop the allergies but also chugging a Redbull to stay awake because ain’t nobody got time to be passing out
Fuck it. Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.
I am now officially a homeowner! We also moved 90% of our stuff today in the excessive heat and didn’t kill each other in the process.
We’re closing on a new house tomorrow and then we start the move and all I’m saying is domestic abuse should be legal for the next week.
I’ve jacked off 40 men in a rest stop bathroom. You wouldn’t last 3 seconds with me.
i wanted to study psychology but i have more potential as a patient tbh
i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it
When he's crying in my arms and I see a bald spot on the top of his head