Alex Miller
@THEAlexMiller1
There is no Alex, only Zuul.
Whatever you do, don’t show Stephen Miller this video of an adorable princess rapping to Three 6 Mafia in a Mexican restaurant. This is the United States in all its glory.
I am stunned. I can’t believe that my former next-door neighbor and good friend has passed suddenly. When he and Sharon and the kids lived next-door to me for a couple of years, we weren’t rock stars comparing careers – we were just friends and neighbors getting along just fine.…
I watch my first Red Sox game this year and they get dismantled by the Phillies. Not watching anymore. Sorry everyone, it's on me.
I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
Making the "pspspspsps" noise around wild animals is not recommended. You might think you’re an animal whisperer, but you’ve just insulted their mother and are now surrounded by a horde of angry squirrels.”
Please rt this until it’s done: To: @Pirates Please honor the legacy of Dave Parker by retiring the number 39.
GIVEAWAY TIME: Next Friday night I’ll pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND gift edition. Slipcased and lavishly bound and illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!
The 4th is really the first Festivus. We aired grievances and then came the feats of strength
Kurt Vonnegut; the country that we love still exists at the public library
Join us in wishing a Happy 60th Birthday to 6x #NBAAllStar, 2001-02 NBA Champion and @Hoophall inductee, Mitch Richmond! #NBABDAY
When Star Wars began airing on television in 2003, Chile stitched the commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks
This was my little homie Simon. He was the best boy. He once ate an entire bag of weed candy, slept for 12 hours, woke up, ate a ton of food and passed out in his bowl.
Everybody up here to my square! It's safe...and it's sexy, oh baby.
"Eleven hundred men went in the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out. The sharks took the rest. June the 29th, 1945." One of the greatest movie monologues ever--even though Quint got the date wrong. The USS Indianapolis was sunk just after midnight on July 30th, 1945.…
Happy summer solstice! 🌞 This year's solstice happened at exactly 04:42 AM CEST, the moment the Sun reached its northernmost point in the sky. Seen from space, Earth puts on quite the show. These views capture a full year of shifting light and shadow, from one June solstice to…
He's a fantastic author and you can't go wrong with any of his books.
FOR NEW READERS ONLY! I’d love to connect with readers who have never tried one of my books before. I know there’s plenty of you folks out there! 🙂 As long as quantities last, send your name & address to the email listed below and I’ll mail you a free book. U.S. only this time.