George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallace
The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
If I were on a damn talking cat show I wouldn't be flappin' my gums about it so much. So proud of "Clean Slate". It's always a good time to choose love, and right now it's more important than ever. Now Certified Fresh and streaming on @PrimeVideo.
If you're cheering the erasure of Black history while cheering for Black athletes, you can eat ALL the shit.
I have been named the new CEO of Astronomer. Shout out to Coldplay and the inventor of the Jumbotron and whatnot.
The Just For Laughs Galas return with the Roy Wood Jr. Gala 🤣 😂Featuring George Wallace, Russell Howard, Brad Williams, Sarah Keyworth, Asif Ali, Malik Elassal, Andrea Jin & Celia Pacquola. 👉Learn more: themontrealeronline.com/ypy4 @justforlaughs @roywoodjr @MrGeorgeWallace
Shout out to good times. Great oldies can kiss my ass and whatnot.
Shout out to my city of Atlanta for putting on the best All Star Game of all time. And a forever salute to Hank Aaron.
How the hell is "Clean Slate" supposed to compete with the funniest show on television and whatnot?
If you're applauding the end of the separation of powers and whatnot, may you be haunted by the ghosts of every social studies teacher your stupid ass has ever had.
If someone thinks the President should revoke someone's citizenship for dissgreeing with him, they are:
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
Thank you @HUMANITASPrize for nominating Simran Baidwan and Shantira Jackson for their work on our baby, "Clean Slate" and whatnot and so forth. Means the world.
If you think this only counts for white immigrants then you can beso mucho my magnificent black ass.
I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
ST. LOUIS. Come get your laugh on with me this weekend and whatnot at Helium!!!! st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/114506
Incredible weekend in Yellow Springs with @DaveChappelle and a shitload of drones and whatnot.
OHIO. Get your bottle rocket launchin' asses to @DaveChappelle's spot in Yellow Springs and whatnot.
