SundaeDivine
@SundaeGrrl404
Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Forced out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: Spineless “Christian.” American politics isn’t broken, just the GOP.
Epstein’s files drop right after Trump’s tax audit are completed next Neveruary.
BREAKING: Trump imposes a 300% tariff on Wall Street Journal subscriptions.
Every two or four years we fight over the menu, but the oligarchs own the restaurant. You’ll need to zoom in.
Imagine defending yourself while your hand-drawn nudie note to a sex trafficker gets analyzed like it’s the f***ing Zapruder film.
Left: The West Wing. Right: The West Wing when you want to summon pharaohs.
Being in Epstein’s birthday book is like being in Satan’s yearbook. Trump probably included a gift card to Mar-a-Lolita.
The quote refers to Jeffrey’s best friend Donald and a Slovenian hooker.
Pete Davidson's child will be raised in a home filled with love, laughter, and at least three ex-girlfriends still living in the guest room.
Looks like he mugged a toddler at a funeral and stole his shoes.
Shoutout to everyone who didn’t even realize they were mad at Canada six months ago, didn’t know they wanted Canada to be the 51st state, and somehow missed the memo that they were rooting for a trade war. Is there anything he can’t convince you to care about?
