Storme
@Stormelol
ΘΔ puppy/calf girl || She/Her ||self proclaimed perverted transsexual || MDNI 18+ || poly || ask for my alt in DMs
whoever put knocked loose in the same category as f*lling in r*verse your days are numbered
"I ♥ Metalcore"
“oooh white man ba-“ yeah they fucken were. a franciscan friar would literally force aztecs to drink water till their bodies distended before jumping on their stomachs. cortez ordered millennia of culture to be wiped out because “muh religion”. that seems pretty bad to me ngl.
The first trailer for ‘AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES’ has been released. Releasing September 19 on Digital.
I read House of Leaves when I was 17 for a school project & annotated about half of it before I started having intense nightmares & hallucinating black doorways in the corners of my vision. They went away when I stopped annotating. I burned my copy when done.
share a piece of literature lore about yourself
dear followers try my (not my personal) recipe
spicy peanut noodles set some salted water to boil for the noodles cut boneless chicken thigh (500g for 2 people) into bite size bits, add to bowl with salt and oil. make sure it’s coated generously in both before spreading out on a baking sheet with tin foil underneath.
Look, you can do these jokes, you should do these jokes, but for the love of god please stop mixing together upper and lower class dialects at once its painful
Oi wat is all this a bout en? Can’t have me a morning jillwaggy without the royal cunts spyin’ on mi gnosh viewin habits? Pish posh
If you’re 16/17 years old, you’re actually allowed to go on r/cider, as long as you’ve got r/food open in another tab.
The UK Online Safety Act means subreddits like /r/cider, the support forum /r/sexualassault, and /r/stopsmoking are now blocked for people under 18. Thank you @Jess4Lowestoft for protecting our CHILDREN from these sick freaks
this right there is the reason he’s being targeted and called an abuser, it’s a straight up smear campaign
old people be like hey let's go take up an entire train platform in a single file line horizontally
i would like to invite everyone to learn a tiny bit about my favourite order of arachnid ever, the harvestman. they don’t build webs, they don’t scuttle around too fast, they just kinda wander around and see what’s going on, and have the dumbest eyes ever. i love them.
My stupid liberal son tried coming out as transexual to me earlier and I stg he's never looked hotter
saw Kevin Spacey, thought how terribly it had aged, which completely disarmed me for seeing Danny Devito with a minimi acting like frank reynolds would if he were in those circumstances for a few seconds.
Austin Powers in Goldmember really went all out. That opening credits sequence is absolutely unhinged in the best way.
America's collapse is unsurprisingly garish and hideous while Britain is really nailing the more classic, refined dystopia aesthetic