Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
@Staceballs
I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
Unfortunately they're also putting a lot of cash into medical and scientific research but it's almost entirely for them and their future genetically optimized offspring
annoyed that all the tech oligarchs are putting their money toward hawaii real estate and grok slop instead of dumping endless piles of cash into medicine + science to help keep people healthy longer
people who willingly use ai are technofascists
When I say “I am salivating…” I don’t think you understand. I am straight-up frothing at the mouth over this one
The new trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ has been released. In theaters on September 26.
While I understand that zoning laws can be frustrating, I have zero sympathy for people who buy plots of land without doing even a second of due-diligence to research them first. Like… oh, honey…
This woman OWNS 37 acres of land. The government STILL told her she can’t put a tiny home on it. “I said, I own the land. It's massive. What's the problem?” Even when you own the land, the government still tries to tell you what you're allowed to do with it.
Tesla Diner literally has "Epic Bacon" on the menu. levels of Reddit we haven't seen in over a decade
Tesla Diner Menu. Everything is sourced locally and the suppliers are listed at the bottom
Hey, I just invented a fun new game called “Am I having a stroke? Or was this written by AI?”
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
We do 😊
I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.
Spent all day on the verge of a panic attack only for “shark week” to officially begin… being a woman is soooo fun!
Lmao, Polis vows to protect us from his own (deeply unpopular) vanity project… if that doesn’t perfectly encapsulate his whole political ideology 💀
Amazing framing here
One of my favorite bracelets broke, which is a huge bummer, so now I’ve just been mindlessly turning it over in my fingers like set of worry beads… as the dark lord taketh away, so does he giveth a new fidget toy
But I thought they said that all able-bodied adults who receive government funding should have to work?… hmmm
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR
This was very funny when Erika did it a month and a half ago
i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking
I’m definitely high, because I’ve laughed at this for 10 straight minutes
phillies? more like the sillies
Welcome to Twitter. The women are funnier than the men.
My daughter sent me this pic and said, “mom! It’s us!” Well, yes
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The gilded age is upon us once again… 😐
52% say U.S. in recession, 64% say economy getting worse — ARG poll
Not nearly enough, but it’s a start. Fingers crossed he is shown as much respect inside as Derek Chauvin.😉
Reuters: U.S. JUDGE SENTENCES FORMER LOUISVILLE POLICE OFFICER TO 33 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR VIOLATING BREONNA TAYLOR'S CIVIL RIGHTS-COURT HEARING