Southpaw Swade

There is a project I’m producing where I played bass on over half the joints. I still don’t feel like I’m qualified to teach the instrument.

Glad You Made It 🏆 prod by @KingThelonious shot by Nate Soul From my EP “Amethyst”

“Plainro” out everywhere 8/13! Who knows what CTA line this is in the video? 📸: @pleckham

I’m genuinely really proud of this project. So if you feel like I’m being spammy about it… I am lol check me out though!

I gotta get back to my mic

music.apple.com/us/album/metal… This still excellent

Looking at the fabric on me, I’m cut from a different garment ….

ONE OF THE GREATEST KING OF THE HILL EPISODES EVER RIP CHUCK MANGIONE

You would have to pay me to live in Forsyth county and I would vacation all year

back to our regularly scheduled programming

I brought some mamajuana back from DR.

When you need to plug a heavy charger in so you gotta run around and find the power outlet that does its kegels

Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏

There’s an archetype that I’ve met so many times of Puerto rican dudes that were absolute hoodlums when they grew up in NY and moved to Florida and started going to church and now they are the nicest people on earth but also will stab you lol

Anybody with glasses is a potential opp now.

people think writing is about being smart but actually it's about being honest which is way harder

the lambs:

The decline in humanity coincides with artificially flavored juices. I will not be elaborating.

He is about to do something CARTOONISHLY racist out of stress.

“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people