Vito ©️

Brb buying a grain of rice off Wish in exchange for my pinkie toe

Saying “alright let’s wrap this up” to the guy raping me

Gonna give the gayest most sinful lapdance known to man to whoever it was in this Chipotle that fucked up my order

Can I come over and leave weird stains on your sheets?

Been starting to come out of my shell more at the idea of maybe looking for a boyfriend again, but I'm faced with the problem of feeling as though I'm being extremely picky and choosy. Is there such a thing as having too high of standards in what you're looking for in a partner?

Pouring beers down the toilet to get my house drunk

Putting a picture of my ass cheeks in the Epstein files

Spending all day cranking my hog and collecting my cum in a jar to fill the middle of my bake n fill cake with it

Beer and liquor

Found these keys on the ground at the corner of 11th and Waterfront at AC. If anyone knows who they belong to hmu so they can be returned #Anthrocon #anthrocon2025 #AC

The essentials

Every time I get left on read I get closer to attaining nirvana

Using only food, tell me where you grew up.

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

eating good before work

"Now this is podracing" I say, right before flooring it and swerving my car into a ditch

Painting my toenails with WD40

Tad bit late but happy #FursuitFriday! Today featuring @SnepFloofs!