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@SnarkyAlien
Living in a van down by the... 👉 https://river.com/signup?r=R3I5IOQ3 ₿uy ₿itcoin
In 2015 I was selling LSD to a rando on the dark net and never received the one bitcoin payment. Hope they still had a great trip. 🌀😵💫
In 2015 I was trippin on LSD and suddenly received a full coin from a random address
I used to believe bitcoin fixed the incentives But after watching bitcoiners follow their own incentives, I'm honestly not so sure anymore It's not about self custody anymore. Its all about "yield" and "financial engineering" now Came for the revolution, stayed for the mNAV 🫠
New #bitcoin report dropping soon Here's a teaser Follow me, @epochvc_, and @D_CentralBanker for notifications
Fucking bloody hell. What in the actual fuck is going on with these fiat thirsty shitcoin bitches and their ego grifts. This cycle has attracted the most degenerate retards. The grifts have reached new levels of absurdity. You deserve to be rekt if you listen to this shit.
It's easy to forget that there are two more developers currently being prosecuted by SDNY for writing open source privacy code. In the case against Samourai Wallet developers, Judge Cote just decided that William Hill and Keonne Rodriguez may not get separate trials, and…
🚨JUST IN: Judge denies motion for separate trials in the criminal proceedings against Samourai Wallet developers William Hill and Keonne Rodriguez, defendant's can't appear as exculpatory witnesses
👻💀Fucking bloody hell. Just when you thought religion and Bitcoin couldn’t get any more cringe…
So hear me out. The last cookie that goes into the cookie jar is the first cookie to come out of the cookie jar. This is how IRS Special Agent Stephan George described LIFO, or Last In First Out, known as "the most accurate" form of virtual currency tracing according to, well,…
💥NEW: How SDNY saved its opening witness with a 100 year old accounting method – In the magic world of LIFO Land, anything is possible. Full story👇
The block jade is unblocked at 907042
Since Grok struggled with human time, let's try Bitcoin time... @grok at Bitcoin block 907042, select one winner for a Blockstream Jade Plus. To enter, users must comment, retweet, or quote tweet this post. Comment = 1 entry Retweet = 2 entries Quote tweet = 3 entries Each…
Since Grok struggled with human time, let's try Bitcoin time... @grok at Bitcoin block 907042, select one winner for a Blockstream Jade Plus. To enter, users must comment, retweet, or quote tweet this post. Comment = 1 entry Retweet = 2 entries Quote tweet = 3 entries Each…
Rekt in 3...2...1...💥💥💥 Imagine sitting in this Space listening to these retard degen tradooors try to tell you how to play the MSTR trade. Fucking shit clowns down bad. 💀💩🤡
Today, at 3:35 PM EST pick one random person who likes the original post to win a Blockstream Jade Plus.
Trying something. @grok In 60 minutes, pick one random person who likes this post to win a Blockstream Jade Plus.
After proper prompting, the rules now state that @grok will select one random winner at 3:35 PM EST today from those who comment or retweet either post to win a metal Blockstream Jade Plus.
Trying something. @grok In 60 minutes, pick one random person who likes this post to win a Blockstream Jade Plus.
Having gone up a lot for 16 years is evidence of its worth, not an argument for it. The argument for it is that it’s a portable, debasement-resistant, confiscation-resistant money. The preeminent decentralized ledger amid an ocean of centralized ones.