Snad

FIRST PERSON TO LEVEL 100 ON ANY WEAPON #ApexLedgends

sending my landlord a 25 second long video of me wiping my ass

Gamesir, strike pack and a xim. Bro was in demon time

They should add fist fighting the umpires to the MLB

Looked up Fuck in the dictionary in 3rd grade and it’s all been downhill from there

Being a dude is awesome. I’ve worked security for 9 months with this guy. We talk daily and we still haven’t exchanged names

Ash ballistic alter might be nerfed but I can still dual wield L stars

Ayo I didn’t mean it

I’m really excited that Uno is coming to casinos. But I’d like everyone to know that if I drop a +2 and it gets stacked back to me I will be airing out the entire building.

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Driving a shitbox on the 4th of July is tough. Like does my car smell like it’s gonna explode or is that just the fireworks?

I can’t wait to get drunk at the casino with my future kid

I get that people say crazy shit over the internet but I’ll never understand letting what some random NPC said over the internet effect your day

After being on pc almost full time for 6 months now, it blows my mind how many issues are solved by turning it off and back on

Yuh

Ok

I was off a 7-11 rhino pill last night and bought the wattson skin just to flex

Spider-Man to The Punisher in their movie :

I struggle to see how respawn looks at the state of ranked then says to themselves “yeah the devo looks good where it’s at”