Smoothus.
@Smoothus1597315
Unwashed n Uneducated Brit. 🇬🇧 Enjoys the Truth and Laughing Dementedly. 🙃
This man is my Spirit animal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you interview a straight talking Aussie about net zero 🤣🤣🤣 I would love to go for a pint with this bloke 👌
Old Chimney Pots make the best Plant holders. So Quaint and charming. They always make me smile.



I've had so much fun learning to Grow Cabbage this year. We finally get to taste them. HURRAH!! 3 harvested from of the Brassica cage, 5 Savoys planted in their place. Thing is, I dont particularly like Cabbage at all. 🤣😷



Due to spending so many hours on The Allotment this year, My inside Jungle has been more a less abandoned. I totally forgot about these 2 Avacado Stones I was Propagating. I dont understand how that little black one has survived with no Water in the jar? but here it is…


Fighting Mildew on the Courgettes today. The mix is Sour Milk, Tumeric, Water and a bit of Bicarb. That's the tip I was given, I'll let you know how it goes.


Rose's and the Clematis are Happy as Larry. It brings me so much joy seeing them and all the Happy Bees they attract. 🙏



Pulled a few Maris Pipers to see how they were getting on. They made the best Chips. Roll on August, we should have plenty. 🙏


The Romanian Tomatoes are turning into MONSTERS! I love these heritage varieties. So much flesh, so very few seeds. TOTALLY DELICIOUS! Keep growing. 🙏



The Rock Gods gained a Heavy hitter today. Thanks for the Music @OzzyOsbourne Fly high groundbreaker. 🙏
Help Needed! We have awaited 4 long years to be able to raise the Flag on the Allotment. I count myself as YORKSHIRE 1st, English 2nd And British 3rd. T'other half ain't from Yorkshire so he doesnt get a vote.