Jack David
@FFS_WhatNow
Sweary. Gay. No affiliation to the Alphabet Mafia. Co Host of The Dumb Ages Podcast.
All those things would be punishable by law if they happened without the need for a blasphemy law. There are 528 reasons you want this, and none of them are for the good of this country.
Protecting believers, not beliefs. For example: bacon pinned to mosque doors, bricks thrown through mosque windows, hijabs being pulled from women’s heads, abuse directed at people because of their religion. All things that have happened to my Muslim constituents.
The last line proper made me giggle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cooking is science. Men are better at science. Women are vibe cooks. For instance, I can only cook well if I'm in a good mood. If I'm not, then the food is made with hate and vitriol.
'Hey there. Do you have a minute to help me educate you on the nap genocide being inflicted upon the toddler community?'

It's not far-right to object to having this moved onto your doorstep and being made to pay for the "privilege."
🚨NEW: An asylum seeker has been charged with rape after a woman was allegedly sexually assaulted in a Nottinghamshire park The victim was attacked at Sutton Lawn, Sutton-in-Ashfield, between 9pm and 10pm on Sunday, June 29
It took 90 minutes, an incredible amount of swearing, and many threats of "smashing the stupid fucking thing", but he's got the baby-seat in the car.
“I took 10 tabs of acid then went for a walk in a field. I ended up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour. In the end the horse turned round and told me to f**k off. That was it for me.” A true British legend.

A word to the middle class. Your private education has grown stupidity, that's being weaponised by unscrupulous governments ..well done
This video shows the kind of person - the progressive middle class - that really deserves all the public anger. They created this situation. And a good 95% of all the nation’s troubles.
A word to the middle class. Your private education has grown stupidity, that's being weaponised by unscrupulous governments ..well done
Nails it 🎯
"Why should we put that burden (the taking In, looking after and paying for a bunch of men from god knows where) on the rest of Europe? Blah blah climate change blah blah" Says the middle class women who's only burden in life is deciding which identity she is that day. This is…
Word. For. Word. 🎯
1/ The quintessential failure of the political moment is the bourgeoise supremacy over reality. You can call it the rise of the lanyard class, you can call it the DEI sector being welfare for the middle class, you can call it sneering remainer or the trans kid fashion accessory.
If you're in the medical profession and you don't know or pretend not to know the difference between biological sex, you should be fired on the spot. You can't be trusted in that position if you're that stupid.
It's a decision made at birth by the ppl delivering the baby, I believe. I'm not an expert at it. NC So sex assigned at birth is whether u have a M or F body? Yes NC Bio sex is very important [lists re responses to drugs, normal ranges for bld results] KS Yes
If you're banging on about Gaza day and night and turning a blind eye to this, ask yourself what your true motivations are.
The first nap of the day has gone to t'other half. I have never seen him look so tired 🤣🤣🤣 "I will never mock anyone for having full-time parent in their Facebook bio ever again." 🤣🤣🤣
The baby is finally asleep. For any other amateurs out there, letting a toddler have an extra 90 minutes sleep in the afternoon gives them 5 hours+ extra battery life. It's like feeding a Mogwai after midnight. 1 ⭐️ would not recommend.
Got over confident. Put the baby down for his thirty minute afternoon nap. He was tired. I WAS FUCKING TIRED. I let him have two hours. Five hours running around in the sun will do the trick, surely? No. My angel, who always goes to bed on the dot, has channelled his inner…
Got over confident. Put the baby down for his thirty minute afternoon nap. He was tired. I WAS FUCKING TIRED. I let him have two hours. Five hours running around in the sun will do the trick, surely? No. My angel, who always goes to bed on the dot, has channelled his inner…
A man who promised to build 1.5m homes to help reduce the 1.3m people on waiting lists for social housing in his manifesto says there's plenty of empty properties to house illegal immigrants. The man talks out of his arse when it isn't full of Ukrainians