Smokey Joe
@Sm0jo
Tobacco is healthy.
Male friendship is just sending tweets to each other for years until one of you dies
Saw someone eating with such disgusting table manners that I felt completely grossed out.
What is the most diabolical cheating that you saw when you were a side dude?
Wait… I could’ve just bought $VOO five years ago and doubled my money? That’s it?
If you work a corporate job, a simple hack is to speak up more It doesn’t necessarily have to be intelligent, it just needs to sound smart enough “Yeah John, if we hit all our KPIs this quarter, the efficiencies will really bolster our EBITDA numbers” “Lots of tailwinds and…
Apparently you can cap your Android to 60 Hz. It's in the developer options.
White women are cool and all, but have you considered the maintenance costs?
One of my pet peeves is when an attractive woman is wearing shoes that I think are ugly. What a disaster.
Creating performative dating profiles is an absolutely hilarious hobby.
So what does one do with a spouse that is angry 24/7? Just endure it until death, huh?
Say what you will about Cam Newton, but I bet he's a blast to hang out with.
5,840 Cigarettes
On this day one year ago, @jacobfuknjones posted the 5,840 Cigarettes tweet.
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through