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Drinker of an unhealthy amount of sweet tea. I make scary TikToks.
I’ve had a few pull-quotes in my days but not often do I get one for a major Hollywood horror film like SMILE so this is pretty F**king cool when it happens and for a movie you love cause SMILE is F**king Terrifying. Go see it and see it big and loud.
Sosie Bacon, Jessie T Usher, Kyle Gallner and Rob Morgan star in the final trailer for ‘SMILE’. The film releases on September 30 in theaters.
I just watched LEGALLY BLONDE 2 in a sold out movie party and I am once again asking for LEGALLY BLONDE 3: MAKE AMERICA PINK AGAIN. It’s what the people want.
THAT’S ME! I know it’s just a coincidence but the fact they placed it over the scene where I lost my shit is too fucking funny. Saw it at SXSW and nothing has or will come close in 2025. I’m no Variety or Indiewire so it’s really cool when little moments like this happen. 🥰
In one week, Dave Franco and Alison Brie will scare the shit out of you. The final trailer for TOGETHER. Join us 7.30.
WEAPONS is an American horror epic. Prisoners meets Magnolia but if directed by Sam Raimi. It will take you to places you least expect. Daring to be bold and a masterclass in good o’ fashion storytelling. The ending . . . it’s fucking nuts. Don’t spoil the ending.
Is I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) good? I don’t know. Is I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) a ton of fun? Oh hell yes. So in conclusion, it’s completely on par with the original. I loved it. Cheesy, fun, and balls to go where other legacy sequels too afraid to go.
EDDINGTON is truly the most American made movie of this decade. No one does it like Ari Aster. It’s honestly a miracle this movie exists.
AMC A List members showing up to Lincoln Square to help with the rebuilding effort
Legitimately a new HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT film could fix me.
maze runner movies are awesome because the first one is generic YA slop, the sequel is Fallout/Mad Max fanfiction and then the trilogy ender is 2 hours of hot 20somethings and zombie walton goggins doing white boy 9/11 on Racoon City
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)
Watching IRONHEART and wondering when this show becomes the so call “offensive” and “Marvel is dead” that so many blue check mark accounts claim it to be.
You just had to be there in that elevator.
What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
Announcer: “But do they have the car?” Ruben: “We have the driver.”
Do you think anybody in this theater knows I hold one of highest rated reviews for LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE on Letterboxd? Also, how cute did I make my little bedazzled snap cut of this movie party?
we need a slur for people who constantly use AI and ChatGPT
More I hear about WHY people aren’t liking EDDINGTON the more I cannot wait to see it.
A Dakota Johnson press tour for a Star Wars movie
Dakota Johnson is reportedly being eyed for a “big” ‘STAR WARS’ role (via: @DanielRPK)
Everyone say thank you to Gareth Edwards for choosing to shoot JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH on film because it shows in easily the best looking film since the original. A return to its roots of bringing back the wonder, imagination, fear and fun of Jurassic Park.
