SirKazam {blu tik}
@SirKazamJeevi
Satirist, Bigotry Slayer, MontyPython & Mad Magazine fan. No Politician is worth idolizing. कह के लेंगे sarcasm से। स्वयमेव जयते Likes&Retweets≠Endorsement.
I had said this in 2023 😇🙏
Modi is like a very large empty balloon that requires constant pumping of hot air to keep it afloat. Hot hair is pumped through many sources: -Road shows -Temple photo shoots -Inauguration ops -Pictures with world leaders -Godi media obeisance -Monkey Baat -IT cell propaganda etc
Hello Rabies patient Can you please repost with full picture of the loser sitting on the chair. Is it you?
Girls, what is stopping you from being like her?
Why is Pallavi Ghosh having a meltdown about Modi being called a media created hot air balloon? 😅
When India plays Pakistan in Dubai, it does not insult Indians who were killed by Pakistani terrorists in Pahalgam. It’s called Jai Shah’s extra 2ab Dubai principle of nationalism 🫡 #AsiaCup2025
So Asia Cup cricket draw is announced. As expected, India and Pakistan in same group yet again . So potentially India and Pakistan play each other 3 times in a fortnight in September. So much for Pahalgam and boycotts! Time to cut the crap: it’s ‘COMMERCE’ above all else! 🙏
“Kosher" means "fit" or "proper." When Bagree’s new Daddies from Israel put Kosher certification on food, that implies all other food is unfit or improper. Bagree eats unfit/improper food all day and barks like this 👇
Attends all party meeting in Maldives Skips all party meeting in India 😇😅
Morning Consult does an online survey of 500 to 5000 Indians to declare Modi’s approval rating of 75% as highest in world!😅 Yes, 500-5000 people in a country of 140 Crore! Also, they won’t tell how those few thousand people are chosen! Propaganda ki koi seema nahi!😅😅
Hello Paltu Bhandari, phir se aise bhag bhag kar video banao na please
Global No.1 Leader — PM Narendra Modi Ji ( @narendramodi ) With a 75% approval rating, PM Modi stands tall as the most trusted leader in the world.
When we win in cricket, it’s because of -Yashasvi Modi -Meritorious Jai Shah -Gambhir Gautam Gambhir When we lose in cricket, it’s because of -Kohli -Shami & Siraj -Nehru -Aurangzeb
CAG report on Bihar says- Bihar govt ‘failed’ to submit UCs for ₹70,877 Crores!! Now you'll ask- "Where did the money go??" IT Celliyas will reply- "Where were you when Fodder Scam happened in 1995?" [Note: Fodder Scam was worth ₹920 Cr. in 1995 = ₹4,800 Cr. today]
Bhakts saying Modi wearing sunglasses inside a room with Maldives President is Modi putting Muizzu in his place! You know what would’ve been a better way to do that? -Not welcoming Muizzu to India last yr -Modi not visiting Maldives this year But then, can’t fight Andhbhakti🤦🏻♂️
Hope all of our top 5 batsmen each at least make more runs than Eng number 10 Brydon Carse 🤦🏻♂️😔
Bridges are falling, Roads are caving in, Airport roofs are leaking and even school buildings are collapsing But you can’t find even a damp wall or a minor crack in any of the BJP office buildings! 🫡
😅😂 Godi Lap Dogs come up with innovative narratives to hide PawPaw’s incompetence and diplomacy failures. Here is a new one! Extraordinary hubris!
It irritates us Indians to see U.S praising Pak for "countering terrorism" but looking at it dispassionately, perhaps it is better that PAK is being gradually drawn back into the U.S sphere of influence rather than being allowed to become a Chinese "client state". Do you agree?
Yes, signaling that he is an idiot
Based 😎 Mudi Ji wearing black glasses even inside close door meeting with Maldive President. Proper Signalling 🔥🔥
Since Jeffery Epstein is in news again This came in 2020 but if you haven’t, watch this 4 part docu series this weekend. V Strongly recommended. Don’t miss. Thank me later.
In a normal democracy VOTERS ELECT THE GOVERNMENTS In Amrit Kaal democracy GOVERNMENT SELECTS THE VOTERS
Wknd🧵-Do You Wanna be a Voter Aadhar, Ration Card & even Voter ID card aren’t good enough to qualify you as a voter but don’t lose hope here are 12 ways you can qualify as a voter 1/12 If you have this tattoo on any part of your body (Within Maryada) you can vote in any state