PunsterX
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Satire | sarcasm | puns | topical humour
Aadhar is not proof of citizenship Aadhar is not proof of address Aadhar is not proof of domicile Aadhar is not proof of birth date Aadhar doesn't give right to vote Then what is Aadhar for? To buy SIM cards and check into OYO rooms??
पाकिस्तान के साथ क्रिकेट खेल कर जय शाह को क्या मिलेगा - देश की जनता
पाकिस्तान को बचाकर चिदंबरम को क्या मिलेगा - अमित शाह
BJP is making it look like they were elected in Delhi only to ensure there's no waterlogging under Minto bridge. As if the rest of Delhi is in Punjab.
According to MHA- India lost ₹22,800 crores due to online frauds in 2024, with a 42% rise in cyber crimes. The push for a data-driven, digital economy comes with its vulnerabilities. What's shown in #SpecialOps2 is not futuristic. It could very well be our reality today.

Trump has once again claimed that he stopped the war between India and Pakistan. Deependra Hooda is right. Modi should either tell Donald to keep his mouth shut. Or shut McDonald's in India.
A dog got a Residence Certificate in Bihar, where SIR is being conducted. According to ECI, Aadhaar/Voter ID are not acceptable for SIR, but Residence Certificate is. So, you can't vote even if you have Aadhaar/Voter ID. But this dog can.
The leaders of Greece and Portugal don't know how to become Vishwaguru.

BJP supporters are calling out BCCI for the India-Pakistan match in the Asia Cup. They want you to believe that the match was scheduled by someone in BCCI, without Jay Shah's knowledge.
BJP leaders can say whatever they want. Because they know the media will justify it, IT Cell will propagate it, and their voters will believe it.
Perhaps the 'garam sindoor' flowing through Modi's veins has turned cold now.

CAG report on Bihar says- Bihar govt ‘failed’ to submit UCs for ₹70,877 Crores!! Now you'll ask- "Where did the money go??" IT Celliyas will reply- "Where were you when Fodder Scam happened in 1995?" [Note: Fodder Scam was worth ₹920 Cr. in 1995 = ₹4,800 Cr. today]
The surprising thing is not that Smriti Irani claimed to have seen Ravi Shastri's 6 sixes on her neighbour's TV. The surprising thing is, Anjana didn't add that she saw it too.
Is there any political party that has raised this issue? Or are the "Ambani-Adani" jibes at each other only for elections?

Don't be surprised if Grok is withheld in India soon, due to 'national security' reasons.

Kids crying after watching Saiyara ❌ Grown-ups crying after Modi ‘darshan’ ✅
Two days back, Tamil Nadu CM Stalin was admitted to hospital. Even while recovering, he called a meeting to review the progress of his govt's welfare scheme #UngaludanStalin, on the ground. How many other CMs have that level of commitment?

Remember 'Boycott Maldives'? Our PM is going to Maldives. Remember Galwan? Our govt is restarting tourist visas for Chinese nationals. Remember Pahalgam? Our cricket team might soon play Asia Cup alongside Pakistan. So, now you can forget whatever you remember.
Government: Link your Aadhaar with your PAN card Link your Aadhaar with your Bank Link your Aadhaar with your LPG Link your Aadhaar with Ration card Link your Aadhaar with your mobile Election Commission: Sorry, Aadhaar is not a reliable document.
If Aadhaar, Voter ID, and Ration Card are not reliable, then what is? BJP membership card?

Would love to see Shashi Tharoor as VP and then preside over Rajya Sabha and say “I beseech you to desist from this cacophonous conflagration of discordant voices, which, in its untrammelled vociferousness, threatens to vitiate the hallowed sanctity of this parliamentary sanctum”