Simon Jordan

Ireland has a "Donal" problem, and we will have no hope of ever expelling foreigners and getting our country back without understanding the psychology of a "Donal" So here it is: The archetype behind the handle “Donal” is already familiar to anyone watching Irish public life:…

Kisin isn’t missing anything—he’s gate-keeping. Brand demolition By slapping “woke right” on anyone who names Jewish power, he collapses genuine nationalists into the same mental bucket as rainbow-flag conservatives and Q-Anon LARPers. The label itself is the punishment; once…

These numbers are cool But consistent scale takes systems I’m dropping another PDF tonight This one is even crazier lol Showing you what actually works RT + Comment “SCALE” for discord Must be following so I can DM

I used AI to compress my 50-slide CRO guide into 8 slides that helped stores boost revenue per visitor by 12–30%. Covers homepage, collection, product & blog. -What to show -What to avoid -What converts Free for 48h. Like + RT + comment “CRO” Must be following. I’ll DM it.

I just built an SEO Monster that kills $200/month keyword subscriptions while everyone's paying Ahrefs, I built an n8n workflow that generates 90 high-impact SEO keywords from any competitor website in 60 seconds here's what this beast does: – scrapes any competitor website…

I used Ai to compress my 50-slide CRO guide into 8 slides on high-converting design. Covers homepage, collection, product, and blog. What to do. What to avoid. What actually works. Free for 48h. Like + RT + comment “CRO” Must be following. I’ll DM it to you.

My client just fired his entire customer support team because of this AI agent. I should feel bad for all the people getting let off today but I feel fucking amazing. Just out here doing my job. This digital employee handles angry customers better than humans ever could: →…

i should never be LEAKING this course... but here is the internal doc my SEO agency is using to dominate AI search: - how to rank #1 in ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini - the 30-day roadmap with exact steps to get results - advanced blackhat techniques that nobody talks about…

F*ck it… I’m giving away the exact playbook I used to find, test, and scale a product to $800K in 75 days ✅ My product validation checklist ✅ First 3 ad angles ✅ Landing page flow ✅ Offer structure Like, RT & Comment "Playbook" to get the video (Must be following)

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Today I found a potential “GURU” brand doing over $100k/day consistently a year and had 1.000.000 orders Shopify Milestone plaque. And today I feel generous to share this with limited people. (cuz not everyone should know this kind of play) Comment “MILLION” and RT this tweet.…

If you’re an ecom founder that’s doing under $20k/day, it’s likely that you’re still optimizing your funnel & figuring out how your brand can effectively convert cold traffic. The reality is cold traffic doesn’t trust your brand. But they’ll likely trust a TikTok ‘influencer’…

Below are the key forensic / documentary studies that bear on the numbers i posted. Sources are given in a minimal, citation-ready format so anyone can pull the originals for themselves. 1. Auschwitz crematoria capacity & coke consumption • Jean-Claude Pressac, “Les…

TIRED of sending cold emails and getting 2 replies? the problem isn't your offer - it's that generic outreach gets ignored. I found how the TOP teams get 15-25% response rates. this AI Agent: – Scrapes qualified leads instantly – Deep research on companies – Writes…

the AI consciousness-clearing system that just ended my 3am "wtf am I even building" crisis this 7-minute conversation with Claude literally cleared 6 months of mental fog and handed me my exact next 90 days while you're drowning in endless opportunities and shiny objects…

You're probably burning money rn 🤦‍♂️ We had a 1% CVR...added listicle and pumped it to 6% I was so excited I automated the ENTIRE process. Most cracked Ecom agent? Scrapes amazon reviews --> Full listicle Like, rt & Comment "Listicle" and I'll dm it to you

I just built an MCP server that replaces your $200K/year research team while I was debugging code at 2am, it scraped entire personal brands and handed me deploy-ready JSON profiles in 30 seconds (this is literally FREE) this system literally builds context profiles with 50+…

everyone's burning $5K+ on useless automation here's why... (while gurus charge $497 for info I'm sharing for free) most founders are automating the wrong things you've probably bookmarked 50+ templates but still haven't built anything that matters the real issue isn't the…

Most brands are still running ads from their main page in 2025. Meanwhile, the skilled media buyers are quietly building AI avatar pages that don’t directly represent the brand, and using them to run some of the most effective cold traffic funnels on Meta. Whitelisting AI…

+220 Plain Text Emails from top DTC brands. I've collected the best plain-text emails from top DTC brands like Brez, Ridge Wallet, Bite, and many more. We all know plain-text emails are super powerful, but only if done right. That's why I'm giving you this Figma file with top…