Shit Lawns
@Shitlawns
Showcasing the hideous trend of plastic lawns. Cutting through greenwash & exposing examples of garden habitats being replaced by sterile and lifeless astroturf
If there is more life on a kids nit comb than a garden, we need Government to step in and end the trend. Please sign to ban domestic use of Plastic Grass petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…
Little baby Jess arrived this morning dying of starvation. Now she can smell food she's desperately biting the dish, not having seen a dish before and not realising that's not part of the food. Jess had been seen wandering around an artificial lawn, hopelessly searching the…
Many petitions and campaigns to ban artificial grass, for residential use, childrens play areas, sports, or in town centres. All pollute, overheat, harm our environment and do nothing for nature. Rubber has to be replaced as it migrates into soil and water ways.
@Shitlawns blocked my path (they 100% saw me) and had to get round with my pram into incoming traffic! Killing the planet and small children in one fell swoop
"We've got a spare ball boss, what do we do with it?" "Just plonk it randomly like you did with the plants!"
#ShitLawns being recycled... Into our atmosphere bbc.com/news/articles/…
“The artificial turf industry has made a lot of money claiming that their product is perfectly safe, and there’s really growing evidence that that’s not true.”
“Four Key Reasons to Choose Natural Grass over Artificial Turf” -@AGSodStockton agsod.com/landscape-prof…
And it doesn’t just affect those who play on it…. #PollutionKills
Please ban ALL artificial grass... You know it makes sense. .
Seeing a lot more couples online recently with new build houses planting English Cottage Gardens. More power to them! 🌷 Death to “Love Island” astroturf and fire pits.
Shall we have a sandpit? Nah, we should have a @Shitlawns pit
Horrendous sight outside pub in the Yorkshire Moors - even the cushions! @Shitlawns #BanPlasticTurf
What in the Rishi Sunak's helipad is wrong with people!
@Shitlawns wtf is this?
We bring your vision to life? Where's the life or am I missing something?
@Shitlawns which Team are you?
Are your players pleased that their risk of cancer has just shot up?
🆕 We’re pleased to confirm that we’ll have a new artificial playing surface installed here at the Home of the Set Fare Arena ahead of the 2025/26 season. Read more 👉 bit.ly/3SfFBaS
With record temperatures and very little rain before Summer has even begun, we need to start taking better care of our natural world for wildlife and climate. An easy start, is to ban lifeless plastic gardens 📝 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…
“he suspects microplastics are among chemicals driving plummeting sperm counts and a drop in overall sperm quality.” theguardian.com/society/2025/a…
I struggle to understand why this petition has so few signatures; plastic grass is an abomination… Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…
Norfolk Second homeowners 🙏fok off Charles Darwin must be rolling in his grave 🙄@Shitlawns
It's the Love Island trend. I think we should petition to producers of @LoveIsland to design a set that is more eco friendly, so those watching will hopefully be influenced to copy that instead.