Shadrach “Scooter”
@ShadrachScooter
Running people over with tweets | Wolfpack ain’t for soft people
How that first noon beer on a Saturday game day is gonna hit:
I had a barbecue stain on my white tee shirt, she was killing me in that mini skirt
Nothing like this on a beach in SC with some Dixie Chicks in the background
If my alcohol tolerance is already like this I wonder what it’s gonna be like when I’m an adult
Look I love Clash of Clans but when I’m at the bar and getting a girl’s number and a notification pops up saying “Chief, your guards about to end” it’s like hey Chief how about you fuck off
Just encountered an Indian wearing an overpowering amount of cologne. Good to know some of them are self aware at least
Jeep ducks are gay unless you’re trying to hit on a hot hoe
Moving out of your apartment and finding an acrylic nail under my bed is nasty but also a sign of a good time
Remember when Cody Bellinger was young in the league
Real ones know that Penny Lane from Almost Famous was lost and misunderstood
Does anyone know where freshman PF Z. Wilkins been at? I haven’t seen him in any of the mbb pictures
Can I get a fact check from @PackTimPeeler my grandfather told me in 1972 he watched Alice Cooper’s debut performance of “School’s Out” before it was released in an on campus music festival after the last day of classes? Sounds amazing