Shad
@Shad_khalif
Shad of Books📚📚|Master of Analysts| I do Art and Craft on Excel| TeamArsenal
The worst part about this economy is that you’ll have money, spend it wisely and still get broke now you’re beating yourself up for wasting money but in reality everything is just so fucking expensive
When your July salary is gone but you’re still in July. 😂😂😂😂
does anyone know how to make 200 dollars in a day (possibly illegal accepted)
I got my uniqlo shoulder bag like cut with a knife and taken last year and when i did my met police report i put in the notes 'i'm soo sorry i know you won't have time to look at this, just reporting so it's in your stats!!'
Knowing when to leave is so important. The party. The job. The relationship.
job applications be like “not that it matters lol but are you black 👀”
if i was a boyfriend id answer all my girlfriends questions that she asks me with earnest and i would send her pictures of what im eating throughout the day and pics of stuff that reminds me of her and i would love her dearly
How many times can you answer would you still love me if I was a toenail
if i was a boyfriend id answer all my girlfriends questions that she asks me with earnest and i would send her pictures of what im eating throughout the day and pics of stuff that reminds me of her and i would love her dearly
Ukiamua kuamini wanaume hii Nairobi shauri yako. Told a friend I'll be going home (to nyeri) today akaniambia since he'll be going to Nanyuki for work, atanipea lift 🤣🤣 I called him 10 times in the morning na hakushika na nilikuwa nishakula fare 😭
ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder
Like “I’ll tell you only if you promise not to get mad at me” but as an adult
only thing i can’t stand about avoidants is that they expect emotional neutrality in nearly any situation & anything else is manipulative or too intense😭
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We hired a college intern. Today's his first day. Here's what he just sent me.
me, crazy? i found out he was cheating and instead of crashing out i screenshotted the proof, made a fake account and told him to pay me or i’ll tell his gf. he paid me within 18 mins.