Roshan Patel

🚨 Some major news! 🚨 A year and a half ago, we started Walnut: a fintech startup increasing access to healthcare by making it more affordable. Today we raised a $110M Series A from Gradient Ventures, Newark Ventures, Afore Capital, 2048 VC and more! techcrunch.com/2022/05/05/wal…

noooo babe don't worry i love that you're a prompt engineer, the real engineers scare me haha

There are millions of dollars of value inside your Macbook. Your job is to get it out.

today's men

Happy to announce I went on a walk instead of killing myself!

Crazy how girls have to pay for: – Tampons – $7 Matcha lattes – Eyelash extensions – Ubers to dates they regret – Birth control/SSRI’s – Fake tans – A therapist who lowkey sides with the guy As guys, all we have to pay for is: – $18 domain name – $3,499 maxed out M4 MacBook Pro…

the existence of angel investors implies the existence of demon investors

I feel so bad for Cooper Flagg. Imagine signing a 4-year $62M deal when instead you could be making $100M+ at OpenAI.

imagine you're going on a date with a baddie and you have to tell her you're building vertical b2b saas

how the FUCK did they build the pyramids without gpt-4o-mini

When you text your Indian dad for Father's Day

Founders calling their dogshit companies that can't get customers "pre-revenue" was one of the greatest rebrands of all time

guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

took my startup employees to a rage room and they started beating the shit out of ME

Let’s normalize the 15 min founder / investor intro Zoom: - 1 min pleasantries - 5 min VC gives overview of his background - 5 min VC goes over his accomplishments - 3 min VC namedrops successful portcos - 1 min next steps It’s plenty of time actually 🚀🚀🚀

If you are a founder, you should be working on MDW. My gf's trainer at Equinox flew her out to Monaco so they can spend the weekend watching Formula 1 on a yacht and do physical activities together. That frees me up to GRIND this wknd. Thank you Jason @ Equinox Hudson Yards!!!

My cofounder got hit by a car 1 week before our launch. He couldn’t walk. He couldn’t type. For a moment, we didn’t know if we’d even launch. I did what any smart founder would do: I pulled the plug on his life support machine and found a new cofounder who can actually code.

Pissed at my grandmother She KNOWS my annual founder dopamine detox in Bali is always at the end of May But suddenly she's "dying" and "needs" me at the hospital Grow up

How the girl from Brooklyn looks at me when I say technology is ruining society (I build b2b saas)

everyone needs a thing something to kill the stress burn off the noise clear your head for me it’s automating B2B workflows with purpose-built AI agents if you don’t have something like that you will crash and it won’t be on the road get a thing.

This is so true. Most people don't realize this. My buddy just had to sell off some of his SpaceX secondaries JUST so he could afford paddock access at F1 Miami a few weeks ago.