Ifemelu
@Sgqamza_
cès la vie
Dinner for one
Without saying your age, Name a TV show you grew up watching, and we will guess your age
Someone close to me is married to a man engenaxesha lakhe. Spends the whole year treating her like nonsense and closer to her bonus amqhatheee. Every year uspoila lomfo umxhaphazayo nge bonus . Yoh hay ama lady.
Masisteri please leave your trench coast at home when coming to groove, niwisa ama hubbly 😭😭
I saw Mla’s Sunday plates and I went baked a chocolate sponge and made some homemade custard. Next week I’m finding sago pearls and making pudding. Ndaygqibela nini
The Xhosa men under that Bhunguza sound?? Ziilekese. Oh Nathi Mankayi you’ll forever be famous
I have a strong dislike for people who look clueless when doing menial tasks like cooking or cleaning. Bc how do you take care of yourself?? You know how white women look when preparing food or handling a broom? Y*za has that look a lot & it shows kwi space sakhe, inobu xelegu.
I hate it when businesses try new things that still need refinement. 3rd party payment portals like paygate piss me off bc the turnaround time is still not immediate and bank transfers + manual POP attachments were much simpler and straightforward
And with that, we said our goodbyes. Conventionally, one would be upset that he only looked for me in trying times. But friendship manifests differently to me. Friendship is not a roll call to be signed daily. I will give it when you need it, according to my capacity.
Yoh hay unntana endinaye. My nephew umamela iindaba zabantu ade akhamise ebajonge emlonyeni. He’s upset bc I told him to go his room. Unendawo ezfunu khala
Haykengoku.
Laceba waseKapa ebebhorekile waqonda makabize umheza wakhe, wathi aze aphathe elabhunguza lakhe lishinayo bazule pha elokishini kwa Langa. Singaphela ngabaceba bachomayo shame, asoze!
Ndiya believa nge SMS mna shame. No time for small talk, shona endabeni uyqukumbele same time. Instant messaging can forget me forever.
LISAKHANYA😂😭
Taba e be e le gore batho ba tlogele go nyatša di degree tše dingwe e sego gore ke mang a ka agang sepetlela goba gore Roma e be e na le mabone. Ke ka lebaka lang re fapogela mo diphihlong tše sa amanego le yona? A re se ke ra dikologa taba ka boomo ge re sa batle go amogela…
Yeah no, I throw around the basics sure but uthukisa caba ha.a
I don’t have a singling swearing bone in me and if you’re someone who uses harsh language stay away from me. I’ve failed the Xhosa clan kle department, because we are known for being quick with the tongue when it comes to izithuko but I have absolutely no interest in ukuthukisa
Welcome to de pardee 🦍
We are getting closer to the most anticipated “WE WILL BE THERE” in the history of South African Twitter 😭🤞🏾
Lmao xoki ndini SOZE
Guys the journalist Kenny went to the party with was Musa Khawula lmfaoooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Remember when Mbalula showed us he's an iceboy to amagintsa?
The Gcaba Brothers & Family refute and reject all allegations that they are in any way involved in the current acts of anarchy that are happening in the country.