Jordan Ellis
@SetTheUKFree
🇬🇧 Property man. Free market fan. Anti-woke, pro-work. Defender of common sense & proper grammar. Views my own (obviously).
Granted, I don't watch a lot of women's football, but does gently scooping the ball into the keepers' hands ever work as a cross? We seem to keep doing it, and I don't understand why! #ENGITA #womenseuros2025
Anyone feel like the UN has just decide to make itself an absolute joke over the last 10 years or so? Utterly stupid decisions from funding terrorism to allowing people to sue for climate change. Who the fuck listens to this shit any more? BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
Surely, these lot don't win Sports Personality Team of the Year! It's time we stopped deluding ourselves that the women's game is anything like the men's! #womenseuros2025
No way Mary Earps let's either of them goals happen. All round a pretty embarrassing game so far. Neither team would beat a random boys U15s team. #SWEENG
Utterly ridiculous BBC News - bbc.co.uk/news/live/c93k… Voting age to be lowered to 16 across UK by next general election - live updates - BBC News
Imagine letting people die to argue over your pay, getting a 22% payrise, going back to work and 12 mo months later letting people die again because you want another 29% payrise AND expecting the public criticism for being such dickheads. #BMA
Think about tax revenue from first principles... If Government spending is 25% of GDP, you can imagine 3 strong people carrying a 4th person. Pretty easy to do - in fact you can easily share the burden and move fast. If Government spending is about 35% of GDP you can imagine…
If you want your country back, what are YOU willing to do for it? #reclaimyourvoice #keepBritainBritish
A reminder UK Muslims are 6.5% of our population but are responsible for 97% of terror deaths since 2000 90% on MI5's terror watch list 75% of terror threats 84% of child gang rapes 18% of prisoners 6000 FGMs a year 1.5x birth defect rate 48.6% of 16-64 not employed 27% in…
I’m campaigning to stop Britain’s Islamic blasphemy laws. Here the Muslim Council of Britain - shunned by government - tells supporters to reply to the rigged Islamophobia consultation. They were asked to take part. You were excluded. Find out how to say no in the next tweet.
Wajid Akhtar, General Secretary of the Muslim Council of Britain, claims the war Hamas started is… Islamophobic. He’s also urging Islamists across the UK to complete the now not-so-secret Islamophobia evidence form. We’d be happy to help—with a few mosque quotes. 🧵1/2
I love it when someone's words come back to haunt them.
Honesty and integrity matter. Today’s humiliating climb-down showed that the Conservatives know they can no longer defend the indefensible. It has never been more clear that Boris Johnson's authority is shot and he is unable to lead. Britain deserves better.
No arse covering here. There was a plan to remove them, but you lot kicked up a stink about it and the new government cancelled it. Thus removing the worry about being removed.
Hilarious arse covering. They're coming on open boats because they don't have to hide as they can't be returned once they've arrived. This is directly because of Brexit. Calling it illegal changes nothing.
These are the people we're giving the power to legally end or lives. So long as they say we're likely to die soon, they can bump is off. But hey, waiting lists will go down, so they'll be able to demand bigger pay rises. #AssistedDyingBill BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
The number of celebrity luvvies frantically deleting what they said about Lucy Connolly because they want to take some kind of moral high ground about free speech since that shite Irish band and the scabby rappers said things they support, is quite astonishing. #twotierbritain
As a proud Nazi, Tiberius is delighted to see crowds of Nazis at Glastonbury.
As a proud Nazi, I would not feel safe at a music festival filled with people who oppose Nazism. A dark time for fascists.
I've never seen so many white people in 1 place!
There seems to be something of an under-representation of people of colour at Glastonbury, apart from on stage. I noticed this in previous years too. What's the reason for this?
PMSL! @HarryHarryshud my photo has been tweaked by AI, but is me. Yours however, is a cartoon! Not really sure you're in a position to complain about other people's avatars.

Not sure everyone understands what a joke is. A joke obviously doesn't have to be funny to everyone.