Rent Free
@SectionEight
Living rent-free in fragile minds & roasting the news like it owes us money. Snark, chaos, and zero fucks given. Eviction? Not an option. 🐦🔥
Oh my goodness! I’m creeping up on 9,100 followers?! I usually don’t even clock this stuff—but we are just 900 beautiful, unhinged degenerates away from 10,000! I mean… that’s practically a cult. Do we get robes? A group chant? Matching emotional damage? Let’s fucking goooo!
Today’s lesson — Rent Free still reigns supreme in Maga’s Heads.
Ava Zolari, bless her unqualified little heart, saw a cloud—a literal fucking cloud—and decided it was time to sound the alarm like Austin was about to be vaporized. Not a tornado. Not a mushroom cloud. Not the hand of God coming to smite H-E-B. Just… weather. The same shit…
Look — I’ve been a good blue bird. Maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas.
Who needs this today? 🙋🏽♂️
Oh I know. I live in the district you are running in and you will get my vote.
Thanks Lauren, you’ll always be our expert on getting Americans off
@SectionEight @BaddCompani @ProjectLincoln Excellent thread. Scary as Hell, but we've been here before. We know what to do. ✊
1) There’s something happening here…
@BaddCompani @SectionEight Mayor Baraka has been released, and clears up some rumors. Power to the People!
Newark Mayor Ras Baraka says he's been charged with federal trespassing and calls his arrest "really humiliating and painful." He says he has no regrets about what happened.
@BaddCompani @SectionEight @ProjectLincoln 🚨🚨🚨 Escalation! Since when do cops wear black masks?
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
I was flabbergasted to see that every (working) link on this page takes you directly to an X page. Each a blue tick to make money for someone. I wonder who! doge.gov
What an educated, thoughtful, law abiding POTUS looks like. Obama was calm, cool, and collected. Truly presidential and respectful.
@BaddCompani @SectionEight @RickPetree @kevin_snapp @malcolmkenyatta @donwinslow Please re-post. Everyone needs to near this.
“I don’t talk to my neighbors”
From Grok: **Do Presidents Have the Authority to Rename Holidays or Geographic Areas Without Congress?** Presidents do not have the unilateral authority to rename federal holidays or officially change the names of geographic areas, as these actions typically require…
They're going after Jasmine Crockett because she's effective. She does the work, knows her facts and tells it like it is. And they're threatened by it. We need more Jasmine Crocketts in Congress.
BREAKING: Trump’s playing cartographer now — this bloated GPS error of a man is renaming the Persian Gulf like it’s a fuckin’ Zillow listing. Because when you’ve got zero policy, zero morals, and zero understanding of geography, just grab a crayon and start scribbling over…
Can we all just agree that when it’s finally time for Trump to rot in prison, we skip the booking photos and bullshit, yeet his bloated, gold-plated ego straight to Alcatraz, and turn it into the most glorious, karmic theme park Earth has ever seen? And don’t stop there—MTG,…
We all just got drop-kicked back to 1984 and left emotionally waterboarded in the Swamp of Sadness. But unlike Atreyu, this bad bitch didn’t just sob and scream — she said ‘NOT TODAY, SATAN’ and held that horse’s head up for three damn hours like she was defying every childhood…
A young woman stayed with her horse for three hours, holding his head above water to keep him from drowning after they got trapped in mud.
Alright folks — I need my roasting sleep. It’s like beauty sleep, but instead of glowing skin, I wake up with a sharper tongue, darker sarcasm, and enough verbal ammo to ruin someone’s self-esteem before breakfast. Rest is important when you’re professionally unhinged.…
Look for these at your grocery store and thank me later! divineflavor.com/jellyberries/
