Charlie Horse 7/24 LA
@SeamusIsAwesome
loser rock
music and friendship
Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
they should have separate airports for people who walk quickly and are capable of reading signs
Seamus just pointed at a guy who looks like Bill Murray and said “isn’t that guy famous”
They should invent a shampoo that makes your hair look good after you use it
Yep
redownloaded twt for male selfie friday…..don’t disappoint me
I was just told I am being fired and because of the company secrets I retained I will need to be euthanized. They said they can't fit me in until Monday afternoon. This is my last weekend on Earth
This is the lamest tweet of all time
tech is WAAAAAY better than anything ure born with, because you can do literally ANYTHING. i mean, its kind of like a late game mechanic, bc you're born with weak and fragile body but as you advance through the tech tree you unlock things like space travel and Mars