dillon

this gorgeous ass stray cat that visits us regularly (her name is gennifer)

Manspreading here manspreading there manspreading everywhere

i couldn’t find anything funny at the grocery store…

the fly inside my house isn’t annoying me at all and is actually my close, personal friend

ive needed glasses since i was 8 and apparently all my friends have perfect vision…freaks…

how did i survive 115 degree summers growing up how was that allowed why do people live in Las Vegas

Weird network people

Goated bug

walkin out the door with your bags….

need…

open.spotify.com/track/57C485VP…

sometimes you just have to see what all the hubbub is about

me asf

everyone’s always talking about how scary posting on ig is which is why i, dillon “insectoid” lastname, am the bravest man alive.