Scienkoptic
@Scienkoptic
Take the stairs, motherfucker. 4130 charmer.
SPLASHDOWN!! On July 24th, 1969, we landed softly in the vast Pacific Ocean – and after eight humanity-changing days, our mission was complete. The great crew from the legendary @USNavy USS Hornet (CV-12) was there to see our prompt extraction from the deep! 56 years hence,…
To be fair, I think the reason the women's basketball hasn't gone mainstream is because people don't want to watch it.
SPORTSBALL: The black lesbians who dominate the WNBA are entitled racists. They are the reason the league hasn’t gone mainstream.
My dad was in a car accident almost a year ago. He spent three weeks in a coma. During that time, the only things he could hear, if he heard anything at all, were my little brother whispering, “Fight, Dad,” and the Braveheart score playing softly from my phone. My mom never…
What’s the benefit of marriage for a man?
btw this is part of why I never cheated and never will. Morality aside, there is always a way to get caught and if you do get caught, you’ll blow up your stupid chungus life. there is no way to eliminate that risk other than by not cheating.
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
Sir, there is literally an app dedicated to tracking human feces in your state.
“shithole”
On this day 56 years ago, the Saturn V launch vehicle powering the Apollo 11 lunar landing mission lifted off with astronauts Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Buzz Aldrin at 9:32 a.m. EDT from @NASAKennedy's Launch Complex 39A. The vehicle’s S-IC-6 first stage and S-II-6…
I want every American to know that Gavin Newsom is the worst thing that ever happened to California. He kept CA shut down during 2020-2023, longer than almost any other place on the planet, destroying businesses and people’s lives. He was extremely committed to that. At the…
“We realized after the fact. What the hell are we doing shutting down the beaches & open areas & not understanding that early on?” Gavin Newsom, gaslighting, and rewriting history
On this day, July 16th 1969, we were “GO” for launch – and at precisely 13:32 UTC, #Apollo11 lifted off from @NASAKennedy to transport three mortal Americans – Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins and myself – to the Moon. The hard work, dedication and focus across the entire @NASA…
What’s the point of a snorkel on a truck that never leaves the pavement?
Europeans always act like they live such happier lives than us but they did invent fascism and communism and do two world wars and kill a hundred million people so it doesn’t seem like they’re culture is totally perfect
the rich always have the option of leaving and they will exercise that option. this is why socialists build walls to keep people in.
The United Kingdom faces the largest single-year exodus of wealth ever recorded, per Forbes.
Raise you hand if these were part of your Fourth of July celebrations when you were growing up:
Watch the official preview with Braxton McCoy. youtu.be/lVcsyudlNEI
Yes they do. And the sun melts people too. And we have zombies. Wifi is bad. People disappear all the time. The police will ticket you at 1 mph over. It sucks here in the south. Please do not forget this and repeat after me: It sucks here in the south
Once again, good afternoon to everyone except @BasedMikeLee You aren’t going to win.
HERE WE GO AGAIN: Mike Lee is back with another attempt at a public lands heist. His new language in the Senate budget bill would open up over a million acres of BLM land around Arches, Zion, Organ Pipe and even the Grand Canyon to permanent "disposal." No way, buddy.