Schmaux

@SchmauxSchmutts

Burner. Exclusively tweet intoxicated. Team Edward. Dog in costume celebrater. Ball Knower. ☘️☘️

Frog Pool, England

Joined August 2021

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Jul 16

New contender for worst tweet of the year just dropped

aalex@midsmoker34 · Jul 15

Picture this.. Cartman just turned 21 years old. He’s now the legal drinking age. You invite him to hit the local dive. He obliges. It’s time. Dimly lit booth in the corner. Peach Sours and Modelos are flowing. 3 straight hours of uninterrupted conversation with his crazy ass

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · May 18

Too much dairy today, bouta smoke out the dancefloor. Shoutout Romeo Langford.

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Jerry Ferrara@jerryferrara · Apr 20

Happy Easter ya filthy animals !!!

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unusual_whales@unusual_whales · Apr 7

This is unusual. Fartcoin is up 8% today. Meanwhile, the S&P500 and total market is down. Bitcoin is down, too.

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Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads · Mar 21

Is there a better place to spend a Friday than here?

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Feb 8

Isaiah Collier is better than the entire Suns team

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Feb 6

Friends, if you follow me, fair warning that I will be really annoying today on NBA twitter. Mute if need be.

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Goga Bitadze@GogaBiitadze · Dec 11

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Dec 5

Stephen A, Do you have aura?

CCob@CobKnows · Nov 18

Stephen A, Do you have aura?

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Nov 5

We are so cooked dude

TTrent Attyah@BookitWithTrent · Nov 5

Kamala ML is a mortal mega max.

Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Oct 23

Won 5 of 6 leagues this week grandma where the bitches at

SSchmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Dec 17, 2023

“When are you going to start giving me grandkins” Lady I’m in 6 fantasy football leagues

Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Oct 3

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Jerry Ferrara@jerryferrara · Sep 28

My man @ZachLowe_NBA should fire up stream yard and go live for himself on all Platforms and recap the Knicks Wolves trade. Who’s not watching that right now!

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Aug 15

guys the best movie ever made is 87 minutes long

SSchmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Dec 17, 2023

“When are you going to start giving me grandkins” Lady I’m in 6 fantasy football leagues

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Jul 14, 2024

Nick Castellanos did exactly what we all think he did today

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dunt@hehehehlolhehe · Jul 11, 2024

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Jun 28, 2024

US Presidential debate devolving into golf chirps my god it is so fucking over

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Janos@isjanosnba · Jun 18, 2024

whiskey is POUR

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · May 17, 2024

The comments on this post make me sick to my stomach

FFan Elon Musk@elonmuskADO · May 15, 2024

How would you describe Elon Musk in one word?

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Schmaux@SchmauxSchmutts · Apr 27, 2024

Pulled out the weather app at the bar, @HughieMungus one upped me and pulled out the weather CHANNEL app. Mom pick me up

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