Fun Phil
@SanFilcisco
go blue smile everyday (he/him)
jusssstttt right for Guerneville
Too fat for Fire island too skinny for PTown
almost just had a heart attack on my flight bc I thought I didn’t have timebomb downloaded but good news I do 😎 do ya wanna wanna I wanna wanna dance like it it’s the last dance of my life
me last night fr
I’m a straight, 22 year old liberal man going out and having fun on a Friday night. MAGA absolutely hates this.
“Democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls. Remember?” is immediately one of the top Nicki quotes up there with “I never was 5’2” I went from 5’1” to 5’3””
Democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls. Remember? Let’s see if they have any thoughts on that DESIRAT pardon. Let’s see if they have any thoughts on brother billionaire never campaigning for Kamala even after Obama pleaded with the “brothers”. Isn’t this THEE…
song of the summer, argue with the wall open.spotify.com/track/5lfzLOP9…
Dorinda AND Lisa Rinna !!!!???!?!
🚨 The Traitors US Season 4 Cast Reveal 🚨
something about Microsoft 365 is that I alllllwayyys have messages in quarantine 😈
moratorium on people going to Europe until it stops fucking up groupchats