SamanthaofSarcasm
@SamofSarcasm
Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I also made.
Free frog? That’s a bargain!
Woman is shopping at Aldi for lettuce and notices something strange in the packaging Always check what you’re purchasing, I’ve been seeing more and more of these situations
Neither is the ghost of your dead grandfather. People believe what they want.
Aliens aren't real
I pay the premium, I pay the deductible. I pay the co-ins. The drs contract with the ins for how much a service costs. Whatever is over that amount they have tacked on. I shouldn’t have to pay it. I have ins. They agreed to a price the ins will pay. That should be the end of it.
My daughter recently had an ear infection. Took her to the doctor, who prescribed an antibiotic. That doctor visit cost $244. My insurance covered $60, so we owe $184 out of pocket. I pay $556/month for family health insurance. Something seems broken.
It shouldn’t be, sounds beyond stupid when you say it
'Irregardless' is a word.
Not caring
people who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time... what’s your secret
Woman says she wanted to get a divorce with her perfect husband because she can’t be herself then immediately says she doesn’t know who she is. “I told my husband I wanted a divorce… There is not a single thing about my husband, in and of himself, that I do not love…” Build…
Post a picture you took. No description
Post a picture you took. No description
East side, they gave us flash flood warnings yesterday. Just now’s sky 🤷🏻♀️

Any politician or a head of lettuce. Kinda the same thing.
I have a head but no brain. What am I?
That it’s a burger. Fight me, don’t care.
What instantly ruins a burger for you?
10, lived in a couple of them
How many have you visited? 23 here.
Hard truths..especially #6 your words in themselves mean nothing..only the actions they inspire. Good morning Hawlets 😉
Ok but that’s a war horse. We gotta draw lines somewhere
Dogs in pubs: yay or nay? Personally, I love having dogs in pubs, but it's definitely a topic that sparks debate.
People think Link is Zelda. I am people. I was educated on my wrongness…multiple times
Why would they NOT cast a woman to play a woman?
Honey B has her petting pillow. She will bring it to us when she wants some attention. I couldn’t stand there and pet her for ages so now she’s having a nap with it so when I’m done she can bring it back. It has a dual function.

Put it back and get out of my kitchen, thanks!
Do you know anyone who ever had this pan?
Farther back than our memories go. They play the long game. A lot of them knew it wouldn’t be in their lifetimes, but so long as the agenda went forward they did their job. It’s a whole rabbit hole with many, many tunnels.
When do you think our government started destroying our country purposely?