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does rage baiting each other count as flirting

I'm In Crisis Right Now He's Not Allowed To Be Nice to Me NOW ????????????????? WHat

((15 likes i will redeaw this as swindle and vortex

My girl so fine she just stabbed a guy ahahahahah. Get his aft I'm drinking coffee rn

BRAWL

Might have to relocate my business now

Unfortunately he is gorgeous.

[It was TIME! Swindle's very busy hijacking yet another space bridge. He looks pleased with himself... this was *stupid* easy money, and he didn't even have to play nice for it.]

[Swindle is preparing to bridge out again. Infiltrating the Lost Light was /hard/ work. He really should be charging more!]

I'm so embarrassed I think I look like this to other people when I interact with blast off. I'm not like this. I swear. I need to go do something badass now

BVortex.

SWINDLE

[Swindle. Swindling. The Swindler is Swin-dling. Not even *two* assassination plots could keep him from doing business with the merchant council.]

[Swindle doesn't recognize assassination attempt #2 of the night for what it is until he's lying down in the contents of his own violently purged tanks, shaking all over and regretting Antares entirely.] [It seems he's made a bad impression upon the local government.]