Blast Off 💫

I'm killing myself.

// FOUR OF MY TWT ACC CHARACTERS ARE HERE IM IN TEARS

WOOOO im gettinnng DRUNK !!!!!

pleease pelase pelaseee i promise iwont let you get brainwashed again and not say anything pleasseeeee i promise i porromiisseee answer the comm onslaught please i loveee youuu i miss yyyouuuuu

picckk uuuuuuppp... pick up the caalllll...... miss youuuuu..... onslaught i miss you so much pllleeasseeeee answerrrrrr mmmmeeeee pleasepleaseee please pleaseeeee

// #killchuck worked too well..... fly high pissgarggler you will be missed 🥀

In light of the recent assassination of Big Chuck Pissgargler

i unblocked him.

( Blast Off has retreated to the lower decks to soak in one of the oil baths that looked fit for golden age royalty. His struts are definitely going to thank him for this tomorrow. )

Oil baths.. Swindle's ship has... oil baths. Nobody contact me for the next three hours.

i blocked. him. I BLOCKED HIS COMMLINK. .. ( loud, ugly wailing. )

I don't know what to do.

I'm so screwed.

cold shower. ice cold shower.

( Back on the ship, Blast Off is standing in the doorway of his quarters and was currently overseeing the refurbishing that was happening inside. New flooring, new seating, a new berth, a larger holoscreen, a washrack with higher solvent pressure... Small things. )

( He's thrown the products away. Damn. Why does he have to be so easily persuaded. )

Damn it I hate when he talks to me so confidently. I need to get out of here. I have to run. away. right now.

I'm hideous. ( He's holding back ugly sobbing noises as he checks out of a store with frame-thinning products. )

Got my paintjob touched up and added some detailing work. Do the torso lines make me look fat?