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who is Gob Gault?
The @goblintown Declaration of Independence Scrawled in muck and blood on the 17th day of the third moon, year of the Great Stink (which them humans call March 17, 2025) :
🚨DEVELOPING🚨 The DOJ has just charged a man for allegedly threatening to kill people on the Epstein list. That’s the same Epstein list the DOJ says does not exist.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
Glory be to God. These gas cans are truly the worst. I had to pay to replace the nozzles and drill a vent hole. I fully support this, like 1000%. Now I can set fire to the @McGoblinburger and @biginc atleast twice as easily.
Gas cans used to POUR gas. Now they just DRIBBLE like a child's sippy cup. The Trump EPA’s message to gas can makers: VENT THE DARN CAN and let it FLOW BABY FLOW!
Congress doesn't have enough crackhead pedos. Vote Hunter! Let's make America Goblintown!
I know it sounds like a joke but Hunter Biden is a very competent individual who understands the inner machinations of politics. He’d make a great Senator and should consider challenging Fetterman in Pennsylvania (if he even runs again). When he talks he comes across as genuine.
Let's show the world that goblins are ugly but cute! RT with your favorite goblin to make it go viral! @goblintown
Let's show the mudda fakkin world that goblins are faqin dope san! RT with your illest goblins to make it go viral home slice! @goblintown
This trigger any memories? Primitive controlled chaos is beautiful
Dude - I was raised in @goblintown and I’ve been in 40 piss fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.
AOC voting against cutting military aid to Israel is just perfect. She knows her entire base will see it as rank betrayal, but also knows that her base is not who decides whether she keeps her seat or stays relevant.
Low IQ people typically only understand violence. Punishment for crime should have more "ouch" than time-out. We should work towards a justice system that provides restitution instead of jail time.
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They are legitimately trying to tell us Epstein ONLY abused girls. Yet we all saw the Prince Andrew scandal. So we know that's not true. Who else was involved, stop the gaslighting.
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Remember when Hillary Clinton lied and God himself threw a light at her?
REPORT: The Jeffrey Epstein prison video that was recently released by the DOJ had almost *3* minutes cut out, not just 1 minute like originally reported, according to WIRED. The outlet says the "raw" video was stitched together in Adobe Premiere Pro from two files. "Further…