I got hot sauce in my bag 5/1
@SFAlin7
San Francisco proud. Swiftie + Beyhive but not weird about it.
When Theo’s girlfriend caught him kissing someone else and Cliff tells him how get her back… “J U S T I N E J U S T I N E”
Hes a CEO, he could’ve cheated on his wife at the Oasis concert yet he chose Coldplay.
Me when I arrive to the Situationship Competition but Stevie and Lindsay are already there
Wordle 1,487 6/6 *phew* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Gay dads watching their daughter compete in the spelling bee
Noel Gallagher's hilarious Oasis commentary 😂🤣😂 The last one's my favourite. Seems obvious, but it's good to know. 😂🤣 Sound on... obviously.
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” well i asked liam gallagher on twitter
Some seasons are for blooming, others for planting. Just because it looks quiet doesn’t mean nothing’s growing.
this is what Saltburn is about
Imagine if Mr Ripley was untalented. There probably wouldn’t be a book then
"Daddy, seriously! Put this online right now. People will be like What! The! Heck!" -6yo "Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you get a million points?" -still 6yo. "Can you believe there was a donkey in the playground?" -6yo going to bed on the best day of her life.
In 50 years drunk people in a bar will still be singing Wonderwall. It’s almost too melodic. That being said it’s not in my top 10 Oasis songs lol.