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Fan of literature, film, writing, sports, comedy, culinary arts(mostly eating). “I reserve the right to be wrong and change my mind.”
Probably menstrual.
Ben Casparius left the game with a right calf cramp.
So…lol
If Robbie Ray loses to the White Sox I'll sell my house to a random person who likes this tweet for $14.73
The mystery of how politicians enter congress at $160K a year and exit as multimillionaires has finally been solved.
ebay.com/usr/roylucier Hey everyone, selling a whole lot of Super Famicom pro wrestling games that work and are in the box. On top of that, I am selling a Super Nintendo system. All bidding starts at 99 cents, even for the Super Nintendo system. One week of bidding! And I do…
Then why are you putting them in boy’s bathrooms? You’re part of the problem.
Rose ceremony time for Juan Soto
Scott Boras said Juan Soto has “begun the process of eliminating teams.” Signing is not imminent.
Padres only have his security deposit for a shitty apartment 😭😭😭
Phillies $49,200 Pirates $749,800 Padres $2,200 Mariners $194,500 Giants $1,462,500 Cardinals $1,202,200 Rays $20,000 Rangers $172,200 Blue Jays $634,700 Nationals $227,500
The arrogance and disdain — and they wonder why Latinos went for Trump in record numbers
Phillies $49,200 Pirates $749,800 Padres $2,200 Mariners $194,500 Giants $1,462,500 Cardinals $1,202,200 Rays $20,000 Rangers $172,200 Blue Jays $634,700 Nationals $227,500
MY LATEST @latimes COLUMNA: Why it’s wrong to blame Trump’s victory on Latino men. RT, porfas! latimes.com/california/sto…
If you think your vote matters, just remember that California voted to end Daylight Savings like 6 years ago and yet here we are, up at 5 because the Government decided it was too hard to just….not turn your clock back an hour.
Mr @Howard_Cole THIS!
Willy Adames commenting on Tyler Glasnow’s IG post 👁️
You never think it will happen to your kid until it does. Parents PLEASE check your kid’s Halloween candy. I just checked my son’s candy and someone gave him aztec football tickets??? It’s been an hour and he’s still crying 😢 😢😢😢😢😢
The performance Fat Joe gave before game three of the World Series tonight was far more embarrassing to Puerto Rico than anything @TonyHinchcliffe could’ve said.