Salvador Esperagus
@SEsperagus
Don’t follow me. I’ll only break your heart.
Gavin Newsom would appreciate if you didn't retweet this video of him apologizing for getting caught sleeping with his campaign manager's wife
You should Sioux them.
I’ve been investigating Paramount’s deal with Trump. Here’s what we know: - Trump sued CBS - CBS called the lawsuit “meritless” - Paramount (owner of CBS) still settled, handing $16 MILLION+ to Trump’s library - Paramount has a billion-dollar deal that needs Trump’s approval
The only people claiming Colbert was cancelled over his politics are the ones who would cancel you over yours.
My late wife Rhonda with an MIT engineering degree used to say, “what they’re doing in DC isn’t 3D chess, they’re chewing on the checkers and arguing which tastes better, red or black.”
Game, set, and match, @PolitiBunny
He paid billions in federal taxes last year, Liz. As a multi-millionaire, did you pay your fair share?
Man tells woman she needs to shut up and stop complaining about other men invading women’s personal spaces
Pedro Pascal defends calling JK Rowling a 'heinous loser' and says 'bullies make me f****** sick' in latest broadside at Harry Potter creator trib.al/K5zMqam
If you’re an American flying an Iranian flag, you can fuck right off. I don’t give a rat’s ass about what you think of Trump or his actions. Iran’s authoritarian regime is evil.
ICE ICE baby…I’d check her credentials if I were you.
How about your deportation?
Commies hate billionaires. Commies love government spending. Government spending causes inflation. Inflation creates billionaires.
Green Day is to punk rock As Taco Bell is to Mexican food
If you make your dog ride in the back of your truck, you’re an asshole. And if it’s extremely cold or hot, you’re a colossal asshole who deserves flogging. Asshole.