RustCohlAsIce *Oyster King*
@RustCohlAsIce
I say smart things and dumb things and funny things. Lawyerin' got us into this mess but only one Advocate is needed to get us out. Talkin' bout Jesus y'all.
If Gawker was still around they'd post identities of Epstein minors and sex trafficking victims.
I'm a totally normal, mild-mannered guy until the moment someone brings up what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker
I like this person.
our grandparents and parents had the best appliances we will ever have and that's a hill I'm willing to die on
You remember that girl that slept with 1,000 guys in a 24 hour period? It's actually rational behaviour considering that she was likely a British victim of the Pakistani rape gangs when she was young girl, and now she's trying to "consensually" reenact the experience as a way of…
Because most men stopped celebrating themselves the day they realized no one else truly does. Birthdays? That’s for people who get applauded just for existing. Men get applause only when they produce, protect, or provide. No gifts. No surprise parties. No appreciation. Just…
"Squatters who have overtaken these properties, and the homeowners cannot get them off of the site." Uh. You can just do things.
Gavin Newsom and California Democrats are letting squatters take over Pacific Palisades fire zones The squatters are even registering the burned lots as their home addresses with the DMV so THEY CANT EVEN BE EVICTED “Here is the latest insanity. Over here in the LA fire zones.…
Saw a stupid paid tweet from some rando bot account sayin "I wish you a happy moment today" Guys n gals, I wish y'all a whole mess of happy moments today. I wish you nothing but happy moments. The fact that wishes are free absolutely doesn't factor in. You're good people. I 🩷u
not the first nor the last man to use the excuse "my meat slipped out"
500 degree skillet to sear a steak they said… my meat slipped out the tongs and I received a hot fat splatter. Kinda derpy…
oh noes, generational housing. seriously, this isn't an entirely bad thing as it can be a strength so long as the family is strong and working in the same direction.
"Young adults are staying with parents to save money or opting to house swap with baby boomer relatives to eke out a start in the housing market," per FORTUNE
you can just do things
This guy is using a bed sheet and some ace hardware rope attached to a bicycle with a box fan Dude is soaring above the clouds
Imagine the song by Temple of the Dog but it goes: I don't mind feedin' lead to the mouths of bur gull lerrrrrrrrrrrrrs yeahhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhuhhhhh
So if I come to take bread from your house and my kids are starving, you will murder me? Here is a scenario: You hear a sound from your kitchen. You walk in with your gun and you see me holding your bread and soda. I raise my hands and say "I am hungry". Will you shoot me?
That was...
I’ll never forget the day KFC had me wash dishes for my interview & never hired me
Also -- and I'm only going to say this once, because it doesn't deserve any more attention than it's already got -- the very idea that any politician, let alone POTUS, would try to push the lie that all the Epstein stuff is just fake and made up is inconceivably insulting to…
As an American employing Americans in a business infested w illegal labor, it gives me the warm fuzzies each & every time I see ICE snatch just one person. When you have to kick & scratch to earn your share against competitors that undercut you w slave labor, it hits different.
quick trivia: last name of the cop with the bolt cutters called to the shed at the start of Sicario? should be muscle memory for most of you...
This loser freak is really REALLY afraid of death.
At this evening's firework show, you and your loved ones will inhale toxins equal to smoking a cigarette (160 µg/m³ PM₂.₅). Those pollutants will then seep into soil and water and we will be dosed again. As we celebrate life, our customs will be bathing us in death.🎇
this is similar to how Baton Rouge flooded in 2016. But since it's not a major metropolitan area & similar economic demographics it'll garner the same coverage and response effort.
It’s like a land hurricane formed over #Kerrville and hasn’t moved for the past 10hrs. I think we’re up to 12 inches of rain in the past 8hrs
AND, when you're sporting your 311, MC Escher or '92 Dolphins AFC East Champs shirt everyone will know how cool you were and they never were or could be.
Who seriously buys workout shirts when you can simply demote an old everyday shirt to the position of workout shirt--?
Can Grok or someone translate comic sans wing dings for me?
Just got this emergency alert Stay near your bomb shelter! Be prepared to run