Roxy
@RoxyTall
nature enjoyer, i can summon animals, alt for mutuals only @smol_roxy
I have a good friend who is ultra stupid. No degree, no job, super short. Maybe a little charismatic but all round a crap dude. Legit drowning in pussy 24/7. Never been on a dating app. Swiping women from 6’2” dudes. Everywhere he goes women are shouting “Fuck me! Please!”
What my brain does when I’m trying to fall asleep at a reasonable hour:
Atyab Al-Sheekh CHARISMA #jeremyfragrance #fragrance #cologne #perfume #parfum
new zealand temperate forest ecoregion appreciation post
I love my chicken planter that looks like a zoomer with broccoli hair. He would make a killing on TikTok
this is so embarrassing i was flirting with a woman at the park and a large bird picked me up and carried me away
correct response:
me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
what are you doing?? quit looking up at me and get BACK to WORK
So many stupid people think having a calm demeanor and seeming above it all makes them more rational. No, actually if you don’t feel pretty intensely about the injustices of the world that doesn’t make you logical it means you’re less human.
In a similar vain my dads nickname for me was “capră” which means goat in Romanian
my chinese family holds to the tradition of giving your child a terrible nickname so the spirits will think “wow must be a shitty child” and move on to target other children, so I’m “dog” and my little brother is “dog #2”
Jubilee should do a series called Firing Squad where they line up all the participants and the producers and the CEO and shoot them