Mike Kupari 🚀💥
@RocketPulpHack
Former USAF Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician and America’s Okayest Speculative Fiction Author. Hack writer of rocket pulp. Twirling towards freedom.
I worked with a guy who was a basically a minor-league pro wrestler back in the 80s. He said they’d fly them all over the country for TV tapings. Their managers and show runners would feed them uppers when they’d get to the studio and feed them downers so they could sleep. This…
If you were a pro wrestler in the 1980s, living to 71 is basically the equivalent of a regular person living to 102.
If you have an odd number of doors in your house, that’s how ghosts get in. If you’re counting the number of doors in your house in your head right now, it’s already too late. #MikeFacts #GhostFacts
I await you posting your ghost "facts".
#MikeFacts
That’s the origin of the term “powdering my nose.” In the 80s they’d go into the bathroom and snort a line of booger sugar.
I actually trained to be a pro wrestler when I was younger and did it at a local level for about a year and a half. My coach who was an ex ECW/WWE wrestler, didn't give us a steroid talk. He just read off a list of 46 names of wrestlers he'd known personally who died before 40…
Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.
Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.
MIGHTY EAR BANGER
Just because of this whinging I want the planes to be even louder. F-18s won’t cut it. We need to bring back the Thunderscreech.
Just because of this whinging I want the planes to be even louder. F-18s won’t cut it. We need to bring back the Thunderscreech.
Before the Blue Angels roar over Seattle, some are calling for the end of the airshow. st.news/3UpowvY
FINALLY
🚨NEW: EPA Director Lee Zeldin ENDS the ridiculous regulations that made gas cans completely useless in America for literally no reason. These small pointless regulations have grown for decades with never ending government control over even the smallest parts of American’s…
This is a real spam email I received. It's a wild story of taking your life into your hands as you poop.
This is solid advice for storytelling in general, not just superhero movies. Suspension of disbelief is a limited resource- spend it wisely. Readers (or moviegoers) will accept a fantastical premise, but things still have to make sense in context.
“It’s a fictional story” Yeah Fiction allows for impossible things (like flying or eye lasers), but not illogical things. If a story breaks its own rules or ignores basic logic just to move the plot along, that’s not “okay because it’s fiction” that’s bad storytelling