Lisa Rinna’s Middle Finger
@RisaLinna54
Real housewives and reality tv 💩 posting! OBVIOUSLY PARODY! (I am a man)
Watch what you type
no man actually likes cats they are all performative
Me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”
share the first adult film actor you fell in love with
share the first adult film actor you fell in love with
“I hate needles I hate needles” Really, neither one of your foreheads can move

I only stay thin so I look good watching myself jerk off and cry in front of the mirror
I bet your squirts are massive
What’s this about taking zinc to shoot fat fucking loads?? I’ve been taking it for years, but I thought it was just for immune system and skin health
Another failed situationship, back to Grindr for some short term gratification it is honey
I will not stand for this kind of slander, that is Jade West from Victorious you uncultured peasant

I’d rather lose both of my nipples than go cave diving EVER
Yeah you serving all right sweetie, SERVING DUNKIN DONUTS ON THOSE THIGHS BITCH
Me walking out of the bathroom after absolutely destroying the toilet and feeling skinny as hell