Hannah
@Spanish_Techno
Just vibing (she/her/hers/herself/I/me/mine/yours/my/you/thee/thy/whom/ours)
Every time someone on here makes fun of me for having pronouns in bio, a new pronoun gets added
“Pink Rabbits” is the best The National song because I always sing “I just turn around, and there you are” to my little Siamese man (follows me from room to room). I wish you all could experience this kind of love 😭
Traveled for my nephew’s birthday, and there’s a giant Mr. Potato Head in the room with me. MASSIVE TEETH. And for what?
I knew I was no better than a man when I saw that I had six clips of kpop big titty girl bookmarked
Very illuminating responses here. When I joined back in 2011, everyone used their real names and faces (similar to instagram, fb, etc.) And that’s obviously shifted, so I wondered what people’s motivations were.
People who don’t post face and name - is it because you’re ugly, private, have a brand to maintain, or would be fired from your job if people knew what you said online
Can’t wait to read the comments and quote tweets on this one later
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
It’s a beautiful morning to drink orange juice straight from the container
Call that mental gape the way my mind’s been broadened in ways I wasn’t initially comfortable with
And it's not morbid at all, just when nature’s had enough of you open.spotify.com/track/4fLfvx5K…
I’m sorry, this is so funny
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Five of the best books are A Prayer for Owen Meany, House of Leaves, The Heart’s Invisible Furies, The Secret History, and Breakfast of Champions