Todd Rifkin
@RifkinTodd
I believe every conspiracy theory until proven otherwise.
Have kids even if you’re not married. Our bloodline depends on it.
Saying the N word is objectively worse than beating your wife or committing a crime, even murder.
I’m fascinated that all these wrestling “fans” feel the need to say literally an HOUR after his death that Hulk was a bad person because he was caught saying the N word years ago but they don’t comment or care about the wrestlers who beat their wives, commit crimes and have even…
Somebody take this man’s children immediately
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
We all have to pretend we like #OzzyOsbourne and #HulkHogan this week it’s exhausting
Have you ever loved a man enough, Adele? I fear you haven’t.
I know this is a joke but if you love a man enough you will say yes with no ring at all.
Ron is jealous he is not one of the men being flirted with.
Going to work and witnessing married women flirt with men on a daily basis is terrifying
I love hearing the sound of lawn mowers, weedwhackers and leaf blowers. You don’t hear those sounds in diverse neighborhoods.
I’ve always struggled with a few sex positions; doggy, reverse cowboy and piledriver. I use the indoor camera so I can analyze and improve my form.
Why are people putting cameras inside their homes? It seems to be more common than I thought. I’m genuinely curious. No snark detected.
You should ask him
Coworker telling me he doesn’t have $1,000 to pay for his kids summer camp What do you mean you don’t have $1,000? You’re 45 and I know you make 6 figures ($125,000) What do you do with your money!?!
If my friend calls me every week we aren’t gonna be friends real long.
Random Anecdote: I have one friend who’s call maxing all his friends every Sunday. This guy like clock work calls me every other Sunday basically and we just catch up on what’s going on and what we’re up to. We’ve become even better friends since he’s been doing it. Short…
You live in hellhole San Francisco maybe sit this one out you absolute reprobate
There are few creatures on this earth more pathetic than the man who thinks he’s an alpha.
Solo is fine but JC Mateo has the aura of a potato
Ain’t no shame in admitting y’all secretly like Solo Sikoa now If you still hate him, you ain’t real LMAOOO #smackdown
Imagine Genghis Khan existing in this modern woke/gay culture lol he woulda never made it
It’s true you’re all mentally ill
Females be cheating in healthy relationships but faithful in toxic ones
I don’t give a fuck I have a message and I will never stop
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time... What's your secret
I owned a dog until it tried to suck me off like yours is here so I shot it
People are being incredibly weird about this. Do people just not own dogs?